van-sexual

Someone who is attracted to any type of van or vehicle that looks like one.

Dude, what is up with Asians and minivans are they all van-sexual?

by WWizard February 13, 2021

monkey van

a van used by narcotics police ( UK usage )

One time we saw a bloke run out of No.18 and into No.19. About five minutes later the police arrived with two monkey vans and four cars
Source: Bernardine Evaristo's " Hello Mum "
Penguin books, 2010 ( Page 25 )

by Rick Thurman May 5, 2011

Van Loader

People who will do anything to work for the famous.

Dude...that guy is a total Van Loader ...he'll do anything to hang out with The Stones

by Kittycares March 3, 2018

Pussy Van

A older Dodge Caravan That Very over weight people drive or Karen’s

“Look it’s a Pussy Van”

by Fatbittch shit June 7, 2020

van woman

A female who is VERY creepy and usually don't talk to many people. Because of that, what does she do after school?

Guy 1 - Holy shit, have you seen Becka? She's a van woman.
Guy 2 - Yea, she is...

by ZackyZack October 23, 2017

Van Houtte

A name from Belgium with a Danish descend which are some badasses with tattoos that have Viking blood & respect & will stick up for what they believe in & fight for whats right. Also Van Houtte's will not put up with bullsh*t of any kind. The Van Houtte's can be very feisty and cold when you push them to that point. And for some reason have a lot of haters , The Van Houtte's can look really scary also but they are very kind and respectful when you get to know them.

" SHIIIT don't fuck with the Van Houtte's man , they crazy !"

" Damn they are some awesome/grate people man , like are like family to you !"

by NAMESNLESD October 25, 2019

Olympic Van

A van that appears slow but when you try to overtake one they appear to have gained an extra 300bhp out of nowhere.

I was totally owned by an olympic van yesterday

by Chuggers March 16, 2010