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ocala nuts

The Ocala Nuts is defined as the ultimate poker hand in No Limit Texas Hold' Em. It is unbeatable and impossible to lose with; it is much better than pocket rockets. It is J9.
"Wow I can't believe I just flopped a straight with the ocala nuts. Do I run good or do I run good?"
by Tilted Wolf February 5, 2014
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nut lag

I'm experiencing a nut lag
by Britztits November 19, 2016
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Yeet Nut

Lit gamers will always hit "yeet nuts" to ensure that when they nut, they stay epic.
by Ceersteen November 12, 2018
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nut purse

A small yet yummy snayck that holds your nugs.

Synonyms - scrotum, scroats, gum
Fuck bro... i think i split my nut purse
by Ass nut August 25, 2018
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Nut Plate

What you would call a female's forehead during sex or when talking about sexual interactions.
After she gave me the sickest blowjob, I just had to plop a fat one on her Nut Plate.
by D0D4 February 16, 2019
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chode nuts

Someone with really fat, gargantuan, giant balls. You can interpret this two ways:
1. He's got nuts so fat, they're comparable to a chode
2. Referencing the One-Two combo that is Dick and Balls
Person 1: Did you see Brendon's chode nuts?
Person 2: How fat are they?
Person 1: Last time I checked, they were 8.36 meters in diameter and .72 nanometers in height.
Person 2: Damn.
by pinjer September 30, 2018
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taking the nut

when you are sucking a penis and the person ejaculates in your mouth and you swallow it
stacy likes taking the nut because she says spitters and quitters
by taking the nut July 8, 2017
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