bucket of squid

A slippery, tangled, smelly, complex problem that is difficult to even find a starting point to unravel.
These blasted tax laws are a real bucket of squid.
by Kraznodar May 01, 2008
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Angry Squid

When a man gives a woman a facial and gets semen in her eye(s), causing her to become enraged and to flail about. This is done in a similar fashion to the mating of Giant Squids.
"Oh man, she turned into an Angry Squid, last night, after I blew my load in her face."
by Blingg June 08, 2013
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squid parade

A large gathering of squiddies, biddies or biddys. Usually walking in a group of at least 4 down a street in town or in the city. Can be immobile as well.

Most squid parade sightings occur during big town or city events, after a high school or college sporting event, on the way to parties, and during Halloween.

Squid parades make for easy squid hunting.
example 1: John: shit, dude, you see all those squiddies?

Jason: Yeah, that's a fuckin squid parade

Example 2: yo there's a home game today at the school; streets are gonna be swamped with squid parades.
by wibbles11223 October 07, 2010
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squid jigging

v. originally a maritime term for fishing for squid with a hand line but now universally used as a sexual euphemism.

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Howdy be there Peggy girl. Ise be going to take me and my dory out yonder beyond them rocks and do a little squid jigging just now like, see. Please yourself if you want to come.

I'll be thinking that's what she said.
by Public_ice August 30, 2011
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squid bump

male version of "scissoring" having balls making contact with eaachother
Those two queers sure do like to take part in squid bumping
by skankmasta September 21, 2008
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squid mattress

A high school usually a freshman who sleeps with copious amounts of navy sailors.
Candy's such a squid mattress shes had like 4 navy guys in one week
by jkmsjhdhfhsi August 19, 2007
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