Whales That Fly

A version of "What the Fuck?" used when the real phrase is either inappropriate and/or insufficient to show how surprised/annoyed you are. After all, whales don't fly.

--> usually used when you can't believe what a curve-ball life just threw you.

1)
-Teacher: "Okay, hand in your essays."
-Students: "You didn't assign any essay..."
-Teacher: "What? I told 2nd period, so you should have known. Turn them in please."
-Students: "Whales That Fly?????"

2)
*you try to take cell phone out of pocket but it accidentally falls and the screen cracks*
-You: "Ugh! Whales That Fly."

by madMFG November 6, 2010

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Ogglypoggily Whale

An Ogglypoggily is only found in North Wales Seas, especially near the surfing beach Hells Mouth near Abersoch. It's distinct poisonous markings on its back (pink zebra stripes) along with its deadly spiny tail make it a very real threat to the Surfers.

They range from 4-15 metres long.

It hunts on surfers neoprene, making surfing a dangerous activity on these shores. The only way to resist attack is to whistle 'Humpty Dumpty' non stop.

He was as dangerous as an Ogglypoggily whale

by Surfersgf December 5, 2010

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kaden the whale

A dumb and fat creature

Kaden the whale ate all the food.

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Couch Whale

Couch whale is the defender of the basement they never sleep, they only wait. They start out as a basement troll but grow into a couch whale by being introduce to a couch that they like. They never leave the couch once they have turn, couch whales never part with there couch

Zach the couch whales watches over the basement trolls as they sleep

by swmf2 December 29, 2009

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