Point of No Returd

The moment when one is attempting to squeeze out a difficult poop and must choose whether to quit pooping or continue squeezing.

While attempting to power squeeze a chocolate log, Bob knew he hit the point of no returd and regretted having Taco Bell for lunch.

by UncleMorty89 December 22, 2019

Charity Points

When you turn in an assignment and get more points than you deserve because the teacher was acting nice or felt sorry for you.

Person 1: I got a C when I totally deserved an F on this assignment.

Person 2: Must've been those charity points man.

by Telecaster June 6, 2017

brownie points!

An imaginary award given to your boyfriend or girlfriend for doing something right in the relationship. Letting your partner know that they get brownie points is a way to show them that they will definitely get a good suprize next time you're with them.

"Wow babe, you definitely get brownie points! Keep acting like this and you'll get something good later."

by AmerLynne June 14, 2017

Grays Point

A wealthy suburb in Sydney’s Sutherland Shire. Surrounded by water, it is noted for its secluded surroundings and leafy, winding streets. Residents are families who enjoy the surrounding beaches and trails. Referred to as ‘The Palm Beach of The Shire’.

You live in Grays Point!? Lucky!

by beachlife200 November 11, 2017

Blowie Point

When you take a man atop a mountain and blow him

You should should take josh to Blowie Point

by PhuckmerayBradbury December 24, 2020

Gay to the point

When something is straight to the point but absolutely nothing is straight about it
(aka gayforward)

Zephyr: imagine getting pinned to the wall by the opposite sex-
Angel:wow.. that is very straight to the point
Zephyr: :)
Angel: no you’re right it’s gay to the point-

by MrZeph_ November 16, 2020

Suck Points

The method of assigning points to your current miserable issue. Created by the brilliant minds of deranged people for the purpose of a "who is the most miserable pissing contest" Measuring is subjective. However, if one was to set the bar, it's helpful to start with suck points assigned to total world destruction. Suck points for that would be 10,000,000.

My girlfriend was a total bitch today, threw out my weed. I got 100 suck points on that one.

by leafenway October 20, 2012