a boner
by the all knowing pakigahnistan April 8, 2009

when selling a car as a car salesman the moose rack is known as ten thousand dollars gross profit on one car sale.
by dwarf tosser May 16, 2009

by bob joe's October 16, 2012

by Nastynae June 9, 2009

An insulting term to describe a fat nasty bitch that you spot in a club. The term itself when screamed makes the person speaking it appear crazy, and the victim never realizes that they have been called out as being nasty.
Russell and I were at the Electric Cowboy the other night, and it seemed like every girl that walked by was a fucking Shit Moose.
by Mr. North March 23, 2008

by Tevo June 15, 2003

A euphanism for masturbation.
Man, Marie said she had a headache and left my place really early last night. I had to go shoot the moose to take the pressure off.
by Stella October 17, 2004
