hot mess syndrome

When you or your pet has so many medical problems there's no single diagnosis for all of them

What did the veterinarian say is wrong with your dog?

They said she's got so many problems it considered hot mess syndrome!!

jacked up messed up bad

by Tragus February 6, 2017

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Mind Mess

Your mind is so messed up from all the bullshit at work you become useless.

"Hey WTF is wrong with Bill?"
"Shit man he's mind mess right now, he got his balls into hot water with the dirty emails to Sandra & she reproted him"
"He is totally fucked"
"Yep"

by Bobby da Cones May 19, 2009

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s-mess

Short for SMS, or text message.

Girl: Hey, why didn't you reply to my s-mess?
Boy: Because I don't like you.

by Celebi+ September 2, 2011

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humiliated mess

a girl puts a guy who has to piss in a rear naked choke and uses her legs to squeeze the piss out of him.

he was a humiliated mess when his jilted x girlfriend put him in a rear naked choke hold and squeezed the piss out of him in front of everyone at the party.

by Gozaagustus March 21, 2022

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RAGGY MESS

i LIKE RAGGY MESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

by RAGGY MESS October 4, 2023

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It's when you go and clean up a mess, then you turn your back for one second and it seems like two more, or the original sized mess has now doubled. Because people around you don't have a basic human functioning such as cleaning up after themselves, Or they are too lazy to do so.

( I swear to God it seems like I am living in a crack house, Or a horders. And at this point in time I can't tell the difference)

"Cleaning up after this hydra mess is going to be the death of me. It seems like I turn my back for one second and two more have sprung up."

by DragonsBane07312000 January 12, 2022

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