giant spider

an abomination from hell

i must have the most baddest luck because EVERYTIME I GO TO THE BATHROOM TO TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER, A GIANT FUCKING SPIDER APPEARS ON THE FUCKING BATHROOM WALLS AND PREVENTS ME FROM TAKING A FUCKING SHOWER

"but scott, i am not afraid of giant spiders" WELL YOU MUST BE FEARLESS, BECAUSE WHO ISN'T AFRAID OF GIANT SPIDERS ON YOUR FUCKING BATHROOM WALL???

okay take this scenario, where you're about to sleep, you look up your ceiling and there's a giant spider at the same place to where your head is. if the giant fucking spider jumps, you're screwed.
todd: what are giant spiders and why is scott afraid of them

scott's friend: well todd, according to scott, he thinks that giant spiders are abominations from hell and that they always appear on his bathroom walls everytime he takes a bath/shower.
by sc0tt_ June 10, 2023
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Giant baby

The guy/girl with the six pack abs, the crown, and the V shaped torso came off as someone with a tough image, but was actually a baby with a loud rattle in one hand and a bottle in the other hand underneath his/her skin. He/she was a giant among babies, a giant baby.
by Solid Mantis April 07, 2021
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giant condor

A flying ugly-ass forgettable monster from the Godzilla film franchise, and only appeared once which was in Ebirah, Horror of the Deep, or Godzilla vs. The Seamonster.
Person 1: “Look! It’s a giant bird!
Person 2: “No dumbass it’s a giant condor!”
Person 1: “It’s the same fu-
by A Little Parasite On The Web February 05, 2023
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Salesman sorta giant

A person that sales Molly and Mary and other various items AKA tyler the creator
He’s a salesman sorta giant because he sells dope
by Micheal scoott July 03, 2022
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They Might Be Giants

A band notorious for sucking ass. They wrote a fucking song called Triangle Man. Lyrically they make no sense
We hate Warren and everyone knows They Might Be Giants are his favorite band. Their CD was in his van. Probably. Fairly certain. It should have been
by octoturt February 13, 2022
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Giant brand

This is the brand that the giant brand stores tend to offer. People tend to associate these products with words such as shitty and cheap. But let me just elaborate and say that this is not the case. Imagine this scenario let's say you had the option to pay for a box of cereal. One option is 4 dollars the other is 2 dollars, they are both literally the same thing. If you would go for the 4 dollar option...I have nothing to say to you, but if you are like me and would go for the 2 dollar option then you would definitely enjoy buying giant brand items. In summary they are quality goods for a better price.
person 1: Hey man lets get some (insert mainstream company) cereal!
person 2: Hell nah brah lets get dat Giant brand cereal!
Person 1: But (insert mainstream company) has puzzles on their box!
person 2: it's the same cereal! You just pay 2 extra dollars for a box design they haven't changed in years.
person 1: alright I guess you are right.. giant brand is better.
by president of giant November 10, 2013
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big giant head

Similar to a pompous asshole that’s controlling and hostile
The big giant head is on the warpath today , he’s such an asshole !
by Douche canoe December 26, 2021
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