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Donkey's apron

A phrase to describe someone who smells particularly bad, specifically of piss and dried ejaculate.

From the aprons Africans tie around the waists of their donkeys to stop them being able to penetrate and impregnate a female of their species. As you can imagine, a donkey's apron gets covered in all manner of gubbins.
Oh dear, dear fellow, you really must start to clean yourself after masturbating. You smell akin to a donkey's apron.

Stephen, stop fucking yawning and sighing all day long you fucking prick. Get some exercise, lose some weight and cheer the fuck up you fat tosser. By the way, you smell like a donkey's apron.
by hairymonsterschlong April 23, 2010
mugGet the Donkey's apronmug.

goot donkey

who's down to goot donkey, turd nuggets?
by pseudiddlyudonym October 22, 2009
mugGet the goot donkeymug.

Chonky Donkey

A word used to describe a very thick hind side. May also be used to describe thiccness like kronk from the emperors new groove
by VeeBoy69 March 27, 2022
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Donkey bitch

A donkey bitch is a girl that’s an extreme bitch
“ Omg Jessica, there’s Pricilla she’s such a donkey bitch “
by must-clean-roof March 25, 2020
mugGet the Donkey bitchmug.

Thunder Donkey

A fairly large lady with heavenly head game
“Yo, this chick I was with last night was an absolute thunder donkey!”
by Holy Macgroin November 1, 2020
mugGet the Thunder Donkeymug.

bearded donkey

A bearded donkey is when someone with a hairy ass squats on your forehead after you pass out from drinking too much.
I can't believe I got so wasted last night that Tony gave me the bearded donkey.
by Googleme367 January 17, 2017
mugGet the bearded donkeymug.

dubstep donkey

Doing anal doggy style, while keeping to the pace of fast paced electronica.
Last night, I totally got dubstep donkeyed, my ass won't be the same for a year.
by CountDonkeyula April 28, 2016
mugGet the dubstep donkeymug.

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