Cat

An adorable animal who is very furry. Ha! Cats don't measure up to dogs, dogs are loyal, whereas cats are not.

The cat climbed up the fence

by DammQueen June 7, 2017

Cat

A meal commonly eaten for meals by asin people heavily popular in Asian countries as opposed to not other major countries

My Asian friend found a cat and ate it for dinner

by Dinnercat July 21, 2018

Cat

Independent little killing machines that choose to share their life with us.

If the cat is nervous, squish that cat!
If the cat does not want to stay still, squish that cat!
If the cat is hungry, squish that cat!
If there is anything wrong with your cat, squish that cat!

by catboi420 December 4, 2018

cats

balls of fur with KNIVES ON THERE FEET AND HAVE NO MERCY
that have the cutest faces

oh look at that demon spawn!
oh you mean that cat?
yeah! i love cats

by drizzle wolf November 1, 2020

Cat

clean version for pussy

"I seen katy's cat last night"

by DickFuckery August 27, 2016

Cat

Mean little pieces of shits. If you were getting shot your cat would do fixing nothing. All they do is sit around and be lazy fucks. Sometimes scratches you and furniture.

My cat shit near her litter box instead of in the litter box

by High g8 guy March 18, 2019

Cat

A demon risen from the depths of hell, clawing away at anything in it's path. Don't let it deceive you.

"Oh god. The cats. They've come for me."

by goodluckwiththat April 11, 2017