Clam Mom

Middle aged female that you can smell during hot yoga, and has noticeably weathered skin due to intense tanning. High likelihood of excessive folds that not even spanx can contain.

person 1 "Great Friday yoga session, but did you notice that clam mom in the front row?"
person 2 "Yeah man, couldn't miss her"

by billbrasky2015 January 24, 2020

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clam shanty

A modern new age name for the vagina/pussy.

I told this guy he needed to bring his clam shucker over here to crack open my clam shanty.

by Darcizzle March 23, 2023

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Captain Clam

When a chick shaves her pubic hair into an elegant little moustache.

I used to prefer bald until I met a woman with a Captain Clam.

by Mobscenity October 21, 2014

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clean clam

when the area around the vagina is lacking pubic hair.

samantha, shes got a clean clam.

by sho bozzle February 21, 2007

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Clam On Yecord

Clam on yecordis an Admin that likes to keep the server clean.

a very strict clam from the ocean..
Members March as they loudly protest: “UNMARONE LEAT YOU OLD MAN”

Did you hear about that dude clam on yecord ?
yeah. he’s a virgin
“yo clam jail me i posted spam haha”

by Not Leat 💯 August 23, 2021

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