christmas herpes

The residue left on your hands, feet and your clothes after handling Christmas ornaments. Also known as glitter/sparkles. It is very hard to remove this, as it spreads across your body at every touch.

Guy 1: Hey man, high five for finishing putting up the Christmas tree!

Guy 2: No way! I don't want to catch the Christmas herpes!

by dersuay November 12, 2013

Eiffel Christmas

A Christmas celebrated with good disposition comparative to Eiffel (a very happy dog).

This sure is an Eiffel Christmas!

by Eiffel the dog November 28, 2021

christmas high

when your so stoned and happy it feels like christmas morning when your a little kid, an exuberant feeling brought on by smoking marijuana, blissful happiness

Dude we smoked so much last night we were christmas high. I'll never forget the time we got christmas high and went frolicking

by Jblaze23 October 20, 2010

Bachmann Christmas

When you want a Christmas party so explosive, you have to bomb another country to get your way.

Michele wanted a Bachmann Christmas by bombing Iran.

by Raptor1042 December 14, 2014

drive-by Christmas

The act of driving down the street and hanging out of the window, while whirling a present into the recipients yard shouting (in a Santa like tone) "Merry Christmas!". Drive-by Christmas.

Katie: Brian's whole family is out there!

Chris: Ok... (while sitting on the edge of a window holding onto the sway bars getting ready to huck a present into the yard)

The present lands side up in a foot of snow.

Drive-by Christmas.

by Ho-Ho-Ho! Merry Christmas! December 25, 2009

Christmas cash

When you don't know what gift to buy someone at Christmas time, so instead you just give them some money so they can buy something themself. Christmas cash is also a song by the hit youtuber named Fred.

ex 1:

Theodore: Oh crap dude, I don't know what to buy my girlfriend for a Christmas present!

Samuel: Just get her some Christmas cash.

ex. 2:
Fred: Caaaash! Cash money! Money! All I really want is caaaash! Cash money!

by Michaelwuzheer December 21, 2009

Christmas Girl

The girls and boys you see walking around school that first day back from Christmas break who are wearing all of their new things they got for Christmas. Everything matches too well and is a little stiff from being straight out of the box.

I have to wear all of my old clothes so I don't look like a Christmas Girl the first day back from winter break.

OH NO! Look at Mike he's got a shady shirt on with a matching wristband, what a Christmas Girl!

by Laryn January 9, 2009