The status of once proud and fearless gent of integrity who has lost his freedom and right to roam by submitting to the manipulations of a "ball bagger"..
This sad turn of events often happens to men in the prime of their lives, and could be a reaction to the stresses of "freedom" and the poor quality of casual pick-up material on offer these days..
Usually such specimens of men are rarely seen outside of the work environment or at family gatherings usually arranged by their miserable and deeply insecure female "owners". Any attempt to assert their previous rights to roam are met with histrionics, prolonged sulking, sex strikes and threats of "violence by proxy" often involving family members or friends of the ball bagger, the police, or family courts..
A ball bagged man is the butt of many jokes, as he lives in a form of comfortable castration rather like a neutered housepet.. But never has any real fun anymore, because his balls, are in "she who must be obeyed"'s handbag..
This sad turn of events often happens to men in the prime of their lives, and could be a reaction to the stresses of "freedom" and the poor quality of casual pick-up material on offer these days..
Usually such specimens of men are rarely seen outside of the work environment or at family gatherings usually arranged by their miserable and deeply insecure female "owners". Any attempt to assert their previous rights to roam are met with histrionics, prolonged sulking, sex strikes and threats of "violence by proxy" often involving family members or friends of the ball bagger, the police, or family courts..
A ball bagged man is the butt of many jokes, as he lives in a form of comfortable castration rather like a neutered housepet.. But never has any real fun anymore, because his balls, are in "she who must be obeyed"'s handbag..
Bill realised, as he looked in the mirror at a body that was once lean and athletic but now looks as sad and sorry as the heap of lard sulking on the sofa that had ball bagged him into this pathetic life, that he was not really able to escape now. The price would be too high and he didn't want to end up unable to see his child, even though that was what had trapped him in this situation in the first place..
by Drex Johnson July 22, 2011
Get the ball baggedmug. A school of small fish that clump together as a defence to increase their odds of survival against predators. Anchovies, Sardines, and Herring are an example of types of fish that use this tactic.
by fish bra October 17, 2009
Get the bait ballmug. by Applepear69 November 10, 2013
Get the Free ballingmug. The act of taking a large iron cast pan full of hot grits and dumping it on someone's head and then hitting them with the pan.
by cameltoe360 March 29, 2008
Get the grit ballmug. A style of basketball played by a person with average or mediocre talent who nonetheless believes he is the second coming of Michael Jordan. It involves lots of ball-hogging, mindless spinning and jumping, and taking a bunch of highly contested fadeaway jumpers that almost never go in.
by hoosiermoron86 October 20, 2012
Get the Hero Ballmug. When I got in the shower I rubbed my hand on my bonch, inhaled deeply, and took delight in my vinegar balls.
by El Poopo June 11, 2006
Get the vinegar ballsmug. An acute condition that caused UFC heavyweight Derrick Lewis to remove his shorts almost immediately after winning his fight at UFC 229
From the Post-fight Interview:
Joe Rogan: “I’m here with the winner, Derrick Lewis. Derrick, why’d you take your pants off?"
Derrick Lewis: “My balls was hot.”
(i.e., hot balls)
Joe Rogan: “I understand.”
Joe Rogan: “I’m here with the winner, Derrick Lewis. Derrick, why’d you take your pants off?"
Derrick Lewis: “My balls was hot.”
(i.e., hot balls)
Joe Rogan: “I understand.”
by PerfectRomanGod November 1, 2018
Get the Hot Ballsmug.