alaskan miner

When you fuck someone so hard that your dick can break through their vagina into their intestines.

I gave her the Alaskan miner last night.

by Diicienskaoi May 27, 2016

alaskan sally

to shove snow into ones anus and proceed to fuck it

i nearly froze my dick off giving my girl an Alaskan sally

by MittensK April 28, 2016

alaskan foghat

A sexual act where the male is recieving felatio in front of a window he ejaculates into her mouth and tells her to keep it in her mouth and do her from behind and then one of the males friends takes over male 1 goes outside in front of the window and starts having sex with a different female and then female#1 is so surprised that she spits out the semen and it somehow lands in her hair.

"Dr. Phil my wife is cheating on me with another man what do I do!?!?"
"Giv er' the ol' alaskan foghat"

by HypnoCat! November 18, 2006

Alaskan Bullworm

/V./ To eat all pussy and/or ass in sight.

"Yeah, I did the Alaskan Bullworm with my girlfriend. No part of the pussy and ass was spared

by Doug_dimmadome August 30, 2018

Alaskan porchmonkey

when you are having sex on a porch in Alaska, and your nuts get stuck.

hey fuck you i hope you get an Alaskan porchmonkey

by TYCO98 May 9, 2014

Alaskan Hamalo

The Alaskan Hamalo is an ancient tecnique to torture humans back in the 1990's.

They would take a condom (made of deer hide back then), fill it with butter and bacon, then put it in the freezer and wait for it to freeze. Once frozen they take it out and insert into the tortured man's buddy who is being stoned by the public.

100% death rate.

That dude just got the fuckin Alaskan Hamalo.

by Hamalololololol August 28, 2009

Alaskan Thunderfuck

A secret word used to identify when a friend is holding and wants to smoke weed.

Dude i heard bill has the alaskan thunderfuck, we should go hit him up

by samithyl3itch August 4, 2009