pooberry tea

1. a type of tea made from pooberries, tastes like poo

2. a child friendly way to say puberty (poo = pu, berry = ber, tea = ty)

Grace: Hi, what drinks do you have?
Piece of poo: Would you like some pooberry tea? I made it out of myself!!

by your local anime girl November 9, 2020

Tea Dump

the act of shitting on anothers chin as opposed to putting ones genitals on their chin This is great to do after a large meal at Taco Bell.

Screw the tea bagging, let's just tea dump them.

by Rogue Word Smith May 20, 2017

lit-tea

Everything caden says

That party was so Lit-tea

by Mr.Lit-tea April 17, 2017

swamp tea

The tea that results from getting distracted while making tea and not removing the tea bag early enough. The extra soak time makes it taste swampy.

I was making a pot of tea when the phone rang. I didn't get back to the tea in time so now I have swamp tea.

by CLS CU January 25, 2010

Tea Fascist

Someone who gives very specific instructions regarding how their tea should be made, many tea fascists will simply insist on making their own tea because no one else "gets it right".

Do you have milk and sugar in your tea?

Just leave it, I'll add the milk. I'm a bit of a tea fascist!

by Rude McDude August 20, 2010

Cornbread tea

Someone who seems very basic at first but is actually interesting or has a lot of drama around them.

Kurt is so cornbread tea. Did you hear about what he did earlier?

by sheldonbazinga1 March 17, 2023

tea hoe

A young Chinese lady in Beijing or Shanghai that tries to lure single foreign men into a tea house/bar where they will be charged exuberant prices for drinks. A tea hoe might also drug your drink and steal your money as you pass out.

Ni hao, how are you? Where are you from? Are you in Beijing for holidays?

Fuck off, tea hoe!!!

by nongfu September 15, 2010