Teacher's pet

A person who is a goody two shoes and suck up to their teacher.

"Oh Miss, you have so much marking to do!" - Liyana S (Teacher's pet) said in a monotone voice

by gossip girlies February 15, 2022

Instagram Teacher

An older sibling who has social media and teaches you how to use it properly, or insists on you getting it so they can do so.

"Yo, my instagram teacher just taught me how to use a filter!"

"Man, I wish my older brother was an instagram teacher"

by Xbox Live585856834563321111111 May 27, 2022

Vegan Teacher

A vegan lady who likely has a mental disorder. She constantly says eating meat is bad, despite the fact it keeps animal populations under control.

Did you hear about the vegan teacher? She just posted on Twitter saying people who eat meat should be thrown in jail!

by Just a Theory September 11, 2021

Geriatric teacher

A miserable old sod, usually with a beard, who corrects anybody and everybody at every opportune moment. Particularly anal about poor grammar. A geriatric teacher tries to remain relevant by wearing cartoon socks.

I’m being taught by a geriatric teacher

by Lady Victoria January 19, 2022

teacher meltdown

The yearly (sometimes quarterly, monthly, weekly, or daily) occurrence of a teacher at his or her wits’ end resulting in ugly-crying, typically at one’s desk, in one’s car, or in the shower. This is sometimes followed up with an adult beverage and junk food.

I had my first teacher meltdown of the year after today’s testing session.

by Mel Varel October 7, 2020

That Vegan Teacher

A crazy woman who lives in Canada. She loves to use the term "Animals are slaughtered, and killed. They put them in a gas chamber and kill them, just like Holocaust." This woman doesn't know what to do with her life, she just needs to find a hobby and shut the f*ck up. Alright animals are slaughtered, and she has the right to say something about it, but don't force people to change their religion.

Don't mention this woman. That Vegan Teacher is truly hopeless human being

by Just_-Ann March 9, 2022

Un-teacher

A teacher who excels at not properly teaching a given subject. Their teaching abilities are so poor that they actually end up “un-teaching” the subject. It’s the reverse of your standard teacher.

Wow, he’s such a good un-teacher. I don’t understand anything anymore.

by Cabledude February 24, 2021