Cunt-Tard

A combination of Cunt and Retard.

Guy 1- Did you hear about what happened to Dave?

Guy 2- No

Guy 1-After his Cunt girlfriend picked out a very expensive engagement ring and made him buy it, then made him go to Ireland to meet her holy rolling dad- she said no when he proposed.

Guy 2-Damn- she is not a Cunt- she in an evil Cunt-Tard!

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by Arjay3 October 19, 2010

Hash-tard

Any person who uses more hashtags than actual words in their social media posts.

I had to remove Christina from my news feed because she is a hash-tard. I got tired of reading things like "Getting my hair done. #gorgeous #dyingmyhair #blonde #naturalbeauty #whatwhat #jealousbitch #hot #ilovechewinggum #whatwasisaying #ihaveADHD.

by Ninja Nerd Warrior October 14, 2013

r tard

A synonym for retard that is used by people who play too much goddamned Warcraft. Also used by Eric Cartman in an amazing South Park episode featuring the game.

Guy 1: Haha, he mixed the elixer of black death with the remedy of whiteness. What an R tard.

Guy 2: Say the whole word you fucking retard.

by Drew Ford November 01, 2006

U tard

Someone who is especially naive and culturally inept and hails from the state of Utah. A combination of "tard" and U for Utah.

Molly is such a U tard. All she does is bake cookies for the ward party.

by Smokey Starlight March 24, 2008

douche-tard

a compound word consisting of the parts: douche and tard (condensed version of retard)

Our substitute teacher spent 10 minutes trying to pronounce the word "sedimentary". What an illiterate douche-tard.

by Elliott Webb November 22, 2004

R-Tard

R-Tard Also known as retard;

1. a person of subnormal intelligence
Offensive Slang
2. Used as a disparaging term for a mentally retarded person.
3. A person considered to be foolish or socially inept

"Alyssa is an R-Tard"
"Why are you acting like such an R-Tard"
"Fucking R-Tard"
"You will never get your word in a dictionary, bullshit R-Tards"

by Trent D January 15, 2007

Tard Banger

One who has sex with the mentally handicapped

Dude, Michael had sex with Michelle from Special Ed, he is such a tard Banger

by BeetheBee February 13, 2009