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stalker's tango

stalker's tango is a Autoheart song about how you won't meet another person like him/her.
Sam :Have you listen to Stalker's Tango
Khalessi: It's so good
by non-existent_mental heath February 18, 2022
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pork stalk

A mans love rod for stalking his female pray
Love, climb on my pork stalk
by Greeny & Lou December 31, 2007
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Visual Stalker

Someone with absolutely no life, who resorts to watching the lives of other people to an increasingly obsessive level in order to amuse themselves. Usually elderly neighbours checking out the new cute kid on the block.
Johnno: Hey Robbo, coming to the game later?

Robbo: Nah dude, some new family moved in across the road. They got a 6 year old daughter, so my dad wants to spend some quality time with me.

Johnno: Dude, don't be such a visual stalker.
by Kanyethe stalkkkkkker April 15, 2009
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Cube Stalking

When a boss or manager walks by your cube multiple times to try to catch you surfing the internet or goofing off, instead of working.
Coworker 1: Why haven't you responded to my facebook post? It's freaking awesome!

Coworker 2: Dude, the boss is totally cube stalking me today! I can't do anything fun!
by A-Dogg Bmore March 13, 2009
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status-stalk

When you immediately get a phone call or text message from the same person EVERYTIME you update your status.
Meg: "I'm totally afraid to update my status on facebook now..."

Jill: "Why is that?"

Meg: "Every time I update it Joe calls or texts to comment on it... it's like he's status-stalking me."
by caranet July 8, 2009
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Sheep Stalker

A person that follows a follower.

Sheep Stalkers don't even make the effort to mooch along with the herd, they are rather like the dags on a Sheeps wooly bum and just tag along with whatever.
Hey Leon what are you and your mates doing tonight? I thought I might just tag along? Elmo mate you are just a Sheep Stalker!
by CartelKids May 6, 2010
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Series Stalker

When a person is obsessed with TV series, remembering episodes titles, scenes, quotes, characters bios etc.
S is such a series stalker, he can quote full episodes of buffy the vampire slayer.
by SKdA August 11, 2010
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