One who successfully exercises the art of changing the topic of a social media status by posting a comment that instigates a conversation or argument about something irrelevant to the status.
Sally's Status: "I just had a baby... I am so excited"
Johnny Boy: "I just started a new diet"
Timid Tim: "Boy, I've been thinking about starting a diet myself, but I'm concerned it won't work for me"
Johnny Boy: "How have you been Tim, sounds like you're still timid."
*conversation between Timid Tim and Johnny Boy commences*
Sally: "You're a status ninja"
Johnny Boy: "I just started a new diet"
Timid Tim: "Boy, I've been thinking about starting a diet myself, but I'm concerned it won't work for me"
Johnny Boy: "How have you been Tim, sounds like you're still timid."
*conversation between Timid Tim and Johnny Boy commences*
Sally: "You're a status ninja"
by mangyoldog January 10, 2013
Get the status ninjamug. when too many people comment on a user's facebook status, resulting in multiple conversations with multiple groups of people.
although status orgies are occasionally funny, they result in an annoying overload of notifications for everyone involved.
although status orgies are occasionally funny, they result in an annoying overload of notifications for everyone involved.
example #1:
after 36 comments, the post was declared a status orgy
example #2:
John: "whoa, 26 notifications?"
Jane: "that's just some status orgy I was in"
after 36 comments, the post was declared a status orgy
example #2:
John: "whoa, 26 notifications?"
Jane: "that's just some status orgy I was in"
by WLPS April 9, 2011
Get the status orgymug. a Facebook or Myspace status that grabs people's attention because of its absurdity and/or humor, forcing them to comment on it or like it.
when Matt placed a status trap of "Am I fat if I bring a box of girl scout cookies to the bathroom with me." he got 6 likes and 10 comments.
by loopus November 8, 2010
Get the status trapmug. by Evy. April 2, 2010
Get the Status-ablemug. Street Status: Street Status Apparel, one clothing company that represents the Streets! Made for car guys and girls but fits the lifestyle of many out there.
by Street Status Apparel May 12, 2009
Get the Street Statusmug. Noun; The status of your hard-on.
Boner Status is often abbreviated to B-Stat so that it may be used in a socially acceptable conversation.
Examples range from limp to raging. Boner Status can also be ranked on a scale of 1-10 with 1 being the softest, and 10 being the hardest.
Boner Status is often abbreviated to B-Stat so that it may be used in a socially acceptable conversation.
Examples range from limp to raging. Boner Status can also be ranked on a scale of 1-10 with 1 being the softest, and 10 being the hardest.
Guy 1: Yo what was your Boner Status after that date with Sally?
Guy 2: Eh, she wasn't that great. Id say my B-stat was around a 6.5.
Guy 2: Eh, she wasn't that great. Id say my B-stat was around a 6.5.
by Eeshh December 19, 2011
Get the Boner Statusmug. Meaning to be "fly" as clouds. Another way of saying someone is "fly" which means "popular" or "cool".
by Yorkers June 26, 2009
Get the cloud statusmug.