Starbucks

Starbucks is coffee for people who love to drink feces. Time to get your daily biotines.

Day #1
Today I experienced major constipation. I took five jugs of miralax, still constipation.

Day #2
The miralax is finally working .

Day#3
My landlord came over to investigate the awful stench of my apartment.

Day#4 The unicorn from the squatty potty commercial that he could not mask the stench

Day#5 I have finally collected the maximum amount of feces I can!

Day#6 I now own a Starbucks...

Starbucks by AstroMonkey_112 January 9, 2018

Starbuckitess 

When you are super extra and drink Starbucks every day that when someone offers a water you freak out because you forget what that taste like.

Wow Sarah is so basic, She obviously has Starbuckitess!

Starbuckitess by Chicken nuggets.com May 4, 2018

Starbucks

White peoples legal drug.
There is a dozen of Starbucks cafes in New York and Starbucks is also controlling the world.

Me: do you wanna go drink a coffee?

Will: yeah! I knew that Starbucks recently opened nearby. (Starbucks is everywhere)

Starbucks by Helena ch February 22, 2018

Starbucks

A place for basik white bitchs to congregate and tawk about hot guys.

Basic White Bitch #1: "OMG let's go to Starbucks and talk about hot guys!!!"
Basic White Bitch #2: "Yasssss bitch."

Starbucks by Waffle Housee May 16, 2018

Starbucks

Known for very expensive coffee, tends to put people in debt

"That was expensive... was that from Starbucks?"

Starbucks by Tea-With-Sugar-And-Milk May 26, 2018

Starbucks Ass 

A female that wears leggings to make her ass look bigger

She got a starbucks ass

Starbucks Ass by DLest June 17, 2018

Starbucks

Starbucks also known as the official coffee chain of the white people is a coffee chain that can basically be found anywhere near white people {most of the time the white people are rich}

Rich white person #1: hey its the fourth of July we should do something special

Rich white person #2: we should go somewhere patriotic
Rich white person#1: Starbucks it is

Starbucks by brinnie_b June 18, 2018