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3 inch yogurt slinger

The act of using your dick as a lethal weapon. Also called cum gun.
When your chode is about to erupt so you cum blast your girl.

chode
cum blast
cum gun
Dude 1: "I forgot to use a condom with my gf last night"
Dude 2: "What'd you do"
Dude 1: "Pulled it out and gave her a 3 inch yogurt slinger"
by meme nation December 18, 2017
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Moscow Bear Slinger

A modified version of the Doggy Style which can only be achieved with long haired women. In this sexual practice, the woman has some sort of String or anything that can chocke her in her mouth. The man pulls the String behind and forces her to face upside.

What you hope for are strokes, strong enough to give her a push forward while she is still able to hold onto the string, accompanied by deap sexual roars and her hair covering her back like a bears pelt.
Yesterday I tried the Moscow Bear Slinger and it went well until she bit through the cloth.
by Ar2rias May 23, 2018
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Purple-Headed-Yogurt-Slinger

Modern slang word for a nonbinary person that has a penis and purple hair dye.
Yo, did you hear about Machel? I hard he was a Purple-Headed-Yogurt-Slinger.
by Turbocharger.qcow2 November 20, 2022
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Purple headed yogurt slinger

A penis

An erect penis

Basically when your penis is hard and erect it's head will be purple, hence 'purple headed'

The 'yogurt slinger' comes into play when the penis gets so sexually stimulated it spurts out a yogurt like substance, aka ejaculation
The man rubbed his cock for so long it slung its yogurt from its purple head

Then his roommate walked in

His roommate began sucking his cock, making him cum again

He began to softly moan

His roommate continued sucking

Soon the roommate started undressing themselves

The two got out some lube and they continued pleasuring the man's purple headed yogurt slinger by shoving it hard and fast deep into the man's roommates ass
Both vocalized their pleasure by moaning

'No homo', ofc :)
by Userlolz July 24, 2023
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Three finger slinger

Someone uses 3 fingers (index, middle, and thumb) to stroke a small, fat pecker.
I have to go, Steve is waiting on me, and if I’m late he’ll just give himself the three finger slinger and go to bed without me.
by TeenyWeenyPeenQueen November 30, 2024
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Michigan Mud Slinger

When you’re hitting a girl from behind doing anal, push her down, pull your cock out fast and fecal matter flings up her back.
I fucked my wife last night with a lovely Michigan Mud Slinger.
by Girth_Lord69 September 12, 2025
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