Fidget Spinner

helicopter on the dick

Jason's mom was fidget spinner on my dick!

by jascrazy January 6, 2019

fidget spinner

The most expensive Bull***t toy ever invented. With prices ranging from $7 to $400

"Amy your fidget spinner is awesome"
"Thanks your fidget spinner is cool too"

"Rick your f****** spinner cost you 200 dollars?"
"Yeah I'm a rich boy who doesn't know what to do with my money"

by MONKEYBOYLARSENMONEY!@#$%^&*(! January 8, 2019

Fidget Spinner

A cheap plastic toy designed to keep the post-millennial generation enthralled for hours on end because of their 10 second attention span, as well as the fact that they're too stupid to figure out a even a 1 sided rubiks cube.

Its the ultimate participation trophy generation instant gratification 'toy' because IT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING and takes zero skill to use.

Cuk 1: Check out this Fidget Spinner I got! Its so much easier than trying to figure out square roots on a scientific calculator!

Cuk 2-5: WOOOOOW, so cool!

Non-idiotic classmate: "goddamn bottom feeding plebs contiunes to program pacman on his ti-86"

by StompLiberals January 22, 2019

Fidget spinner furry gamer

Fidget spinner furry gamer is one of the 4 genders.

YO MY FIDGET SPINNER FURRY GAMER, WANNA PLAY SOME FORTNUT

by The dad that never came back February 22, 2019

Landan Slinker

Landan Slinker is a little (BIG) bitch who likes to eat all your food and tell dark jokes

Guy1”oh shit it’s that kid” guy2”oh fuck it’s landan Slinker shit run” popular bitch girl (Parker) “ OH FUCK A GINGER FUCK HES UGLY SKSKSK” guy 1”Parker’s a bitch” guy 2 “well so it Landan slinker

by Itscamtheman November 4, 2019

Curve Spikers

A group of people who are ignoring government orders to stay indoors during a global pandemic.

Comparative to:
Flat Earther
Anti-Vaxxer

There are 12 teenagers gaggling around the park after the government locked down the city. Fucking Curve Spikers. They definitely have parents that are Anti-Vaxxers/Flat Earthers for sure (Probably Karen, and Steve).

by pewtypewter March 23, 2020

Figet spinner

When a male sticks his cock in a female’s belly button and then spins her on it.

Wanna try figet spinner? No thanks, my dick snapped last time

by dontcuminthetoaster April 7, 2020