Sperm bank robber

An individual who seduces you, (generally female) and begins having intercourse with you only to make you release your semen, which they promptly steal to either sell or donate it.

Last night, when I was coming home from the bar, I swear this lady was a sperm bank robber, luckily, I didn't fall for it...

by The silent bun7 September 25, 2018

Sperm Rustler

Kari/MagiBitch/MagiPink
One who chases the white squiggly liquid that runs down your chin after a blowjob

DAYUM man...That Bitch Kari is such a Sperm Rustler!

by NoMoneyForPaco December 28, 2005

Sperm locked

When you get so good at shootin sperm that it naturally goes for the girls face.

He is so experienced at blowing his load he just sperm locked now.

by eth-dogg December 14, 2009

Sperm Face

The kind of face that when you see it you just want to jizz on it.

Guy 1: Jesus Christ did you see her face? I just want to jizz on it.
Guy 2: Yeah she has such a sperm face.

by HarryPitt February 24, 2011

Sperm bat

A persons sperm flys away

As the man was mastabating he had a sperm bat "I've got a pet sperm bat"

by Downsindrome July 20, 2016

sperm harvester

a tart who shags around a lot

That old tart puts it about,she's a sperm harvester.

by shovell2 November 10, 2007

sperm whale

A girl gives a guy fellatio and he comes in her mouth. Before she swallows he shoots her in the head, causing the jizz to eject from her head similar to that of a sperm whale.

Dude #1 "Watching Free Willy reminds me of the time I sperm whaled that ho"
Dude #2 "Boy, you are one sick fuck"

by Boo Bee December 17, 2008