spandex-tard

Cyclists who wear spandex and use traffic lanes instead of the readily available and perfectly paved bike trails in every major city.

Bob: hey man, pass this douche

Lenny: I don't want to pass this cyclist because he's hogging the lane. Therefore, I will slow to a crawl, and the the traffic behind us will blame the spandex-tard. Lulz.

by Jacob K Reist January 11, 2009

Sandy Garcia

Partaking in sexual activity on a beach with a female of mexican descent.

I gave her a Sandy Garcia.

by mrbabes March 6, 2010

spandiculous

the coolest thing you have ever seen

"Dude CJ's moms vagina is so spandiculous"

by justin frost September 7, 2006

Sandyman

Midwest; A dealer who always seems to have soft (cocaine or heron) or knows where soft is.

A man who can always find what you need.

"Its not all good. I gotta get with Sandyman."

by Lucca Brassi March 26, 2009

sandy mangina syndrome

A disease that afflicts men causing extreme irritability and excessive bitching! Cured only by rinsing out ones sandy mangina.

Last night i was trying to play battlefield bad company 2 with feather but he has sandy mangina syndrome so i had to mute him

by godnothing January 5, 2011

Spandan

A super sexy and talented man! His walking is like that of an old man and his voice is draggy but his xxs (pp) makes up for it. He has no friends but his mommy loves him a lot so that's good

Example: Spandan is such a mama's boy

by Lmaolmaook April 13, 2021

chav shandy

A drink made up of half beer on tap and half Smirnoff Ice. If you want a drink that will knock you on your ass, this is it! Drank only by the finest of chavs and white trash.

(A regular shandy is half beer half sprite/7UP... like a beer spritzer.)

If I buy this bitch chav shandys, I will for sure be able to take her home with me.

by Robin.mts April 27, 2008