snarf

A particularly douchey thing to say at any given moment.

"George Bush is stupid"
"You're such a douche"
"Why thank you, SNARF!"

by Jimmy J. Johnson December 22, 2007

Shnerf

when a person is acting gay or doing gay activities and you want to partake, then you may consider shnerfing.

Often times relates to boy/man/dude/guy kissing via Dude Smooch.

The Act Of Shnerfing
The Art Of Shnerfing

Hey Boogaloo ill Shnerf ya good!

by BoldAsLove January 7, 2010

snarf

An action that involves pushing another person's nose upwards into a 'pig-style' nose with your index and middle fingers.

I snarfed Ben yesterday, he totally wasn't expecting it.

Get the snarfs in!

by Flisssssssss January 3, 2009

snarf

To put one's mouth over the nose and mouth of another and blow air in, clearing all air passages

Adam leaned over and snarfed Pam popping her ears

by EBS April 9, 2006

SNARF

The passage leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus in female mammals.

In laymans terms the Snatch, Cunt, Pussy.

I heard it used in this term in the village of Homer Green many many years ago from an older boy called Jason. He was telling the younger boys how he had gotten some action and remarked on the 'sent of her Snarf!'

"Did any of you lads catch a look at her 'Snarf', she didnt have any knickers on!"

While thumbing through a porno in BP Service station "look at the Snarf on her!"

by Anthony Von Digital July 5, 2006

snerfing

the act of people kissing while simultaneously stuffed up

jack and jill are allergic to ragweed but they still are always snerfing each other.

by lwarnos October 21, 2008

snerfer

Noun; what Glenn Hanson, former acting director of the National Institute for Drug Abuse, says when he is talking about methamphetamine and means to say "smurf."

Buy cheap methamphetamines made by a snerfer.

by frost11b December 10, 2013