morning sneeze

Wet dream

Man I morning sneezed and have to change my pants

by Homie number 3 May 9, 2019

How to sneeze

Take a deep breath and hope that you sneeze.

I can't sneeze to save me life, mother.

Mother, teach me how to sneeze.

by Knittin' peep May 21, 2019

scissor bone sneeze

To rip ass

Dam Joe, that scissor bone sneeze was rank!

by Wizkid1320 May 29, 2019

Sneeze cucked

When you're just about to sneeze with all the accompanying face distorts, but the sneeze never comes.

Man, I hate getting sneeze cucked!

by Meteli June 2, 2019

Yack and Sneeze

A high school version of Mac and cheese

Teacher: Mac and Cheese for lunch
Student: You mean Yack and sneeze
Teacher: Sure

by XBlackFireX April 8, 2019

Dick Sneezing

When one blows their load into a tissue.

I am planning on Dick Sneezing while watching some porn.

by WiseBeyondMyYears September 19, 2019

Trouser Sneeze

Ejaculation in one's own pants, literally. Metaphorically used as an expression of ecstatic excitement.

"Did you just snow your dacks?"
"You bet I did! I just had a massive trouser sneeze"

by Gruntie Stevie September 21, 2019