When a male becomes too intoxicated to achieve a "full mast" erection (resembling a limp noodle), but still attempts to make sexual contact with a female counterpart who is also intoxicated.
Scott was so hammered last night at his fraternity's formal, he tried to Noodle Smash me but it didn't work - so he fell asleep sitting up.
by theblondebomber April 29, 2009
Get the Noodle Smashmug. A term used to describe two or more individuals in the same picture (athletes and celebrities especially) insinuating they engage in a sexual intercourse, therefore the post-coital photography is made. The term originated came from twitter or Instagram (aka ZuccPhotoAlbum)
by MilkLizard October 9, 2021
Get the defo smashedmug. by V Sizzy April 17, 2011
Get the Berta Smashmug. Girl 1: Omg so like last night my bf was F^&_)ing me so hard he screamed like a T-Rex!
Girl 2: WHAT!?! He was Dino Smashing?
Girl 2: WHAT!?! He was Dino Smashing?
by Taylor Tee June 3, 2009
Get the Dino Smashingmug. Mike: Dude, I tried calling u like 5 times last night, what the hell were u doing?
Tom: Awe man I was up all night smashing cookies with that stripper I met the other day, sorry!
Tom: Awe man I was up all night smashing cookies with that stripper I met the other day, sorry!
by mister delicious September 28, 2009
Get the smashing cookiesmug. by The The Guy October 24, 2013
Get the smashing grapesmug. Typically occurs on October 30th, the night before Halloween in North America.
Smashing Day' or 'Smashing Night' refers to delinquent acts of vandalism on residential Halloween Jack-O-Lanterns set outside by individuals. The Jack-O-Lanterns are removed from the homes or porches and smashed into the homes' exterior wall, the nearby sidewalk or street. Individuals participating in 'Smashing Day' are typically children aged 14-17.
Smashing Day' or 'Smashing Night' refers to delinquent acts of vandalism on residential Halloween Jack-O-Lanterns set outside by individuals. The Jack-O-Lanterns are removed from the homes or porches and smashed into the homes' exterior wall, the nearby sidewalk or street. Individuals participating in 'Smashing Day' are typically children aged 14-17.
by Christopher Majewski February 16, 2008
Get the Smashing Daymug.