asc slurry

He makes bomb ass music

Man: did you ASC slurrys new song
Me: yeah it was fire

by Brycen 555555 February 24, 2020

Anal Slurpee

An anal slurpee is when during the course of anal intercourse you urinate in someones anus.... After which you take in a spooned slurpee straw and insert it into the anus...With the spoon end of the straw in the anus you scrape fecal matter off of the colon walls and miz it around with the urine and *sllllllluuuuuuuurrrrrrrpppppp* Drink it up while its nice and slushy

Dude, That anal slurpee was better then the new mountain dew slurpee

by ThreeGNinja April 10, 2005

slurp n durp

To take some sort of alcohol, usually rum, and pour it in to a Slurpee (frosty, slushy, etc.)
May sometimes include drugs.

Man, it's a hot day outside. It feels like a good day to slurp n durp.

by DayDrinker101 March 11, 2010

Slurple

Adjective

1. The resulting hue of the bruise that forms on your testicles when a woman slurps the same spot for too long of period.
2. The color of an overly bruised nutsack hickey.

3. Purple as a result of slurping.

"The slurple area on balls is sensitive from tea bagging last night, so I try to avoid it touching my leg. It should clear up in a couple days."

by billebllunt December 8, 2013

slumpy man

A guy that pulls a lot of bitches because his mix tape was straight savage

Daquian dropped his supa hot mix tape and all the bitches dropped on there knees to give him a bj and they called him the slumpy man

by shreks anus popper ;) February 10, 2015

slurpuff

The Cotton Candy Pokemon. Usually referred to as an ugly inanimate object Pokémon that has no real use in the Pokémon world

Person 1: Hey man, I just caught a Slurpuff!
Person 2: Slurpuff sucks. If I was a Slurpuff I would cry because I sucked so much

by AnonymousMarowak2817 May 20, 2020

shimmy slurp

The act of ejaculating inside a woman then proceeding to suck the seimen out in a sick form of cunnilingus.
A nasty variation of snowballing

- When he did his cousin, he totally shimmy slurped her!
- DUDE!! THATS NASTY!!I just threw up a little!!

by Da Phoenixx August 6, 2008