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skittle jacked 

The instance of one of your friends stealing your skittles from right under your nose. This could be out of your pocket or while you are in the process of putting one in your mouth.
Person1: Woah man, what happened to my skittles?

Person2: You just got skittle jacked!

Person1: Damn! Not again!

Skittlefart

When your laying on the couch and your dog crawls up on you and put his bum in your mount and farts and skittles away
Sophia was sitting on a couch and her Yorkie Effi skittlefarted.
Skittlefart by Young Jamal May 22, 2017

Skittlez 

A person on a discord server that is a mod BUT NEVER FUCKING TALKS IN THE GOD DAMN CHAT! Besides from that she's a nice human being compared to everyone in the hellhole. She is lvl 108 on splatoon and needs a whole lotta jesus.
"Skittlez say something for once."
Skittlez by Poumy April 1, 2019

skittle diddle decimal system 

The female equivalent of a spank bank.
That pic of Jason Momoa in a loin cloth is filed away in my skittle diddle decimal system.

Skittle Bob 

A person that is even gayer than the average gay
Bro Sam over there is a “Skittle Bob”, he was dating 3 guys at once bro.
Skittle Bob by rustyisdusty June 19, 2020

SkittleBrittle 

The name of a Chinese Soup that causes food poisoning and amnesia to the unworthy person that decided to try it,
SkittleBrittle is also a YouTuber that has constant seizures and is considered the nnn champion,
The Skittle in SkittleBrittle describes the taste of an African American man that recently had induced sexual conduct with a wild bear,
The Brittle is a type of toilet paper
Person A: Have you tried SkittleBrittle yet?
Person B: You mean Asian Piss?
SkittleBrittle by MrChillFlam November 9, 2020