sit on a wine bottle

When you're annoyed at someone, and you want them to shove the neck of a wine bottle up their butt so they feel pain and misery

"Go sit on a wine bottle, Mary"

by gbaby02 May 31, 2016

sit down skinny

The type of skinny that when you sit down fat doesn't roll at your stomach.

Girl I hate you. You are sit down skinny 24/7.

by That Bitch You Be Jealous Of November 16, 2013

Flagpole sit-up

The act of attempting to suck ones own penis.

Steve was so embarrassed when his wife walked in on his attempt to do a flagpole sit-up.

by Ernie Shansen August 20, 2017

sit on my lap

1; what your male friend or bf might say to you if your acting up. usually a insulting or playful way to say "be quite"
2; sometimes to be taken more literally. commanding a female to sit on the males lap to cause an erection, resulting in the female being punched in the ass by it.

1; bitch- "your annoying me, gtfo"
ass hat- " bitch, sit on my lap"
2; fuck boy- "sit on my lap"
hoe- "okayyy daddy."

by that kind of dad June 1, 2016

Recliner Sit-Ups

The act of repeatedly leaning back on a recliner and leaning up again.

Tom got kicked out of that furniture store for doing recliner sit-ups.

by Atheistzilla July 17, 2013

baby sitting a beer

The lack of drinking your alcoholic beverage. Holding out on picking up your drink because your too much of a pussy to have more than 2 in one sitting. Often using multiple excuses not to drink such as 1. having to work tomorrow, 2. I have a marathon to run, or 3. you have to pick up your illegitimate child from baby’s mama.

Baby sitting a beer. Jeff likes to pretend he is drinkIng when he is really baby sitting a beer. When asked, he gives the excuse that he has to pick up his kid in the morning. While at the bar Jim orders 1 drink at 9pm and has the same dam drink when the bar closes at 2am.

by RhinoTube December 22, 2017

Sit on your finger

Basically, for fuck yourself.

Hey lori, why don't you go sit on your finger.

by Tacos69. July 30, 2016