Shut your sphincter!

Another way to say shut up. Confuses the person you tell this too which usually results in them being quiet. More effective than saying plain ol' shut up. The definition of a sphincter is essentially an opening in the human body (example: mouth)

Nick: Hi I'm Nick. I'm really fucking annoying and laugh at my own jokes. I have no sense of humor and look like a preteen girl. I will be a virgin forev...
Dan: SHUT YOUR SPHINCTER!!
*silence*

by dangerdan101 October 21, 2009

Shut your asshole

A synonym for "shut your mouth", that also indicates that only shit (garbage) comes out of one's mouth, therefore replacing "mouth" with "asshole".

Donald: "It has not been easy for me... My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars"
Logical guy: "A million dollars is a small loan? Shut your asshole you orange whiny bitch"

by Anrei October 22, 2017

Shut the fuck up

Shut the fuck up nobody cares about what ur shitty name says on urban dictionary. Would literally rather watch paint dry than swipe through another one of those generic vague posts where everyone is supposedly sexy and handsome. Stop trying to get validation from a website you fucks

“Dude check out my name on Urban Dictionary”

“SHUT THE FUCK UP”

by 23bugsymalon3 November 22, 2021

stick the eyelids shut

Term used by a nefarious whippersnapper that indicates he is looking to be sexually satisfied by receiving a blow job; this then culminates with the act of unloading of jizz on the face of the fellator, hence the idea that their eyes would be sprayed with cum and then dry shut.

If you hate getting cum in your eyes, you better hide... I heard Snapper say he's looking to "stick the eyelids shut"...

by pstalldude January 20, 2023

Shut the fuck up

Noone cares about your urban dictionary name

"ohOHoHo hEy gUyS lOoK aT wHaT mY uRbAN naME saYS, iM hOt aNd cARInG"
"Richard shut the fuck up"

by josh.exe November 25, 2021

Shut Up Yo

“Shut Up Yo©️” is a phrase licensed, distributed, created, and manufactured by the Jesus Ski Club™️. The Jesus Ski Club™️ is a club which was brought to life by Jesus himself, and they worship and adore him unconditionally. “Shut Up Yo©️” is a phrase to show your superiority over an individual and show them they must be quiet this very second. These three sacred words are only to be used by members of the Jesus Ski Club™️ and if these words are used by an average citizen, they will face the wrath of God.

Hey Quentin Shut up Yo

by ArThUR is a god November 24, 2019

Shut up thot!

A phrase used by the legendary thot slayers to slay thots.

Thot: I use a normal dictionar-
Thot slayer: Shut up thot!

by bruhthisismyhandle August 19, 2021