Cookie Shame

Excessive consumption of cookies during the holidays, resulting in a profound sense of shame that somehow cannot prevent you from eating more cookies.

After devouring sugar cookies for breakfast, again, the feeling of Cookie Shame sets in.

by nutsong December 22, 2013

Sing shame

When you start to sing along to a song but you start to early and awkwardly continue singing like you did it on purpose.

Jon Risinger got dumped because he had sing shame in the car on his date.

by Stormaggedon3 April 1, 2017

bag shame

Feeling of being shamed for not having/using reusable bags.

Clerk:"Did you bring your own bags?"
Me: "no"

I walked away with brown bags / plastic bags feeling "bag shamed"

by Tdall August 18, 2017

Poop Shame

The shame you feel about the odor left behind after needing to use the bathroom at a friends house, new girlfriend/boyfriends apartment, or in an awkward public toilet or location. Also applies to the shame felt upon people knowing you are responsible for a particularly gnarly poop.

Directed at the person after taking a poop - ‘haha poop shame!’
As used by the pooper - ‘Sorry man, I have all kinds of poop shame right now’

by Supersparkleunicorn December 17, 2018

privilege shame

Shaming or dismissing someone for aspects of their existence they had no control over (parents, genetics, place of birth etc) which people consider to be "privilege" today.

Becky : Tom, you can't have an opinion on abortion because you're a dude. #maleprivilage
Jesse : Becky, you can't just privilege shame Tom. He's a gynecologist for crying out loud.

by iliketits69 June 15, 2021

Po-shame

The act of shaming someone for appearing as a doppelgänger of the dragon warrior; a.k.a. Po from the five time academy award winning film Kung Fu Panda.

Johnny Po-shamed Lizzo for looking like the Walmart limited time Women’s March edition of Po.

by Spartanddawgs1 September 5, 2021

Tool Shame

The act of shaming someone for working with inexpensive hand tools. Usually done by someone who has poor impluse control and spends thousands of dollars on tool truck tools (ie.. Snap-on). This person has an IQ of less than 100 and cannot do the simplest cost benefit analysis to realize that they are the moron for investing in over priced tools.

Shamer... Yee Yee, them there Harbor Freight wrenches ain't as good my Snap-On ones.

Shamee.. Pound sand you dumb redneck and quit trying to tool shame me.

by Kram Larry October 28, 2022