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Servicable

Term used to describe a woman who is at least a 0 out of 10 on the hotness scale.
Chris exclaimed "Wow that girl is servicable" at the autistic woman.
by Christopher- gr December 13, 2019
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Cept Services

Cept services is a loving legit giver on twitter my 2 favourites are him and Nico_Mackenley they are both nice and kind and loving
Cept services is legit!
by Fenkle December 27, 2019
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Tiffin Service Cab

A service that really sucks donkey balls and takes a hr or 2 to pick you up in Tiffin Ohio.
Hey you want to take a Tiffin Service Cab later?
Nah brah they suck balls and take a hr or 2 to pick you up. We should use trEats they are alot better
by Tiffinohio89 January 1, 2020
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cusstomer service

Can refer to at least two profanity-in-the-course-of-performing-patron-PR topics:
1. One or more salty-language-uttering shoppers-assistants, or
2. Employee-behavior that's so horrendous that you'd wanna include some "unnecessary adjectives" in the course of indignantly responding to it and/or resentfully describing it to others afterwards.
On should be hesitant to take impressionable little ones into less-than-dignified business establishments where there might be an issue with cusstomer service; think, the infamous "corrupting of young minds" tale of the little girl and the "diamonds-in-the-rough" construction workers.
by QuacksO January 8, 2020
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service animal™️

A pet whose owner claims is a service animal (ie. required because of the owner's disability and trained to perform accessibility functions), when in fact the owner is not disabled and is exploiting the leniency of local accessibility laws* to get their pet into no-pet spaces.

Usually owned by irresponsible Karens, Service Animals™️ are the bane of retail workers, other customers, and the disabled community, especially owners of actual service animals. More persistent and manipulative Karens will threaten to sue for discrimination if they are called out for the Service Animal™️'s damages, in a gambit to absolve themselves of any responsibilty for their crimes.

* As an example of this: In California, retail workers are not allowed to ask for evidence (such as legal documents) that the animal accompanying the customer is indeed a service animal; this is considered discrimination. The most that workers are allowed to do is ask the following two questions: "Is the animal required because of a disability?" and "Whatt function has the animal been trained to perform?"
Cashier: Excuse me, pets are not allowed in the store.
Karen: This is my service animal. It says so on the sign back there, "service animals excepted".
Cashier: What function is the service animal trained to perform?
Karen: She's uh, my seeing-eye animal.
Cashier: Even though you can see well enough to read that 14-point text back there, okay.

(a while later...)

Cashier: Excuse me, you and your service animal™️ are gonna have to leave, she's barking at customers and shitting on the floor.
Karen: How dare you!! That's discrimination! I want to speak to the manager!
by Raymoo May 12, 2020
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Customer service

Customer service means always cumming in the food of people you serve at ur occupation. Customer service means cumming on the people you are serving. Customer service means cumming in that dude’s cola because you indeed have good customer service.
I cum everywhere, because I have good customer service
by Racketmaster238 September 7, 2020
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No parts no service

A transphobic saying where anyone who is FTM or MTF (ect) won't get their preferred pronouns used because they lack the body parts.
Morgan: She's MTF and her name is Niva

Transphobe: He didn't get a bottom/ top surgery. No parts no service
by Sphinxi October 1, 2020
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