Seal Finger

The act of surprising your sexual partner with a finger up the bum causing them to let out a guttural yell resembling that of an angry seal.

I took Stacy to Sea World, I got so horny I had to give her the seal finger right there in the Wild Arctic exhibit.

by Jizzy Pearl January 29, 2023

Sealters

The best Minecraft Shorts YouTuber, starting his channel in January 6, 2021 and uploading his first video in July 25th of 2023. He has surpassed 500 subscribers and is still rocketing up in popularity putting his name on the algorithm. He’s very talented, kind, passionate, and very thoughtful when it comes to making entertainment for his fans and he enjoys what he does. His growth lead him to making his own discord server to bring fans closer to him as well as expand his legacy. You wouldn’t wanna miss subscribing to Sealters right?

“Omg Sealters is that you I’m your biggest fan!”

“Jolly green giant! It’s Sealters !!”

“Hey did you see Sealters new video?”

“Sealters Is number one!”

by Nooob? August 8, 2023

love sealer

When you meet someone in an MMO (preferably of the opposite sex), talk to them every day for 2 years, then finally meet in real life and "seal your love". You have successfully become "the love sealer".

NOTE: Said long distance love might only last about 3-4 months because online acquaintances are limited to... your ingame avatar. Otherwise, you'll constantly be at each other's throats about real couple's issues.

Armand: I can't believe you let that guy sleep with you before you gave me a chance to be the love sealer.
Jenesse: You're a fucking idiot.

by Mista Bushido November 27, 2009

Anna Segal

The lender of prescription glasses when your right eye goes blury

Hey Anna Segal Can I borrow your glasses?

by fbstalker April 16, 2010

wet seal steal seat sealed

Alternatively used as "Quack Quack Spot Back." Meaning ones seat is saved.

Luke went to get a soda so he called "Wet seal steal seat sealed". It ensured Taylor wouldn't steal his spot. Taylor you cock.

by Mexi mable April 6, 2015

navy seal texting

When texting on a phone with a loud button press tone or sound.

*beep beep beep, beep beep beep beep beep beep*

"I call this 'navy seal texting,' they never hear it coming."

*beep beep beep beep beep beep beep, beep beep beep beep beep, beep beep beep."

by Crocodingle May 16, 2016

[Rim] seal fire

The circular flame associated with an ignited loss of containment of highly flammable gas following a spice crazed soirée at the local Indian.

Man, did you see Neville the other night? He had a vindaloo and 8 pints of Cobra. Debbie forced him to shove a cork in it, but the seal failed just as he bent over to tie his laces by the smoking shelter. The source of ignition caught the cloud and flashed back to source. It was a full blown rim seal fire!

by Bill of Laden December 1, 2017