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Ancient Seed

While getting head from your favorite, huntress, theater chick or firesnatch whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those "pretty little eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when you're ready to spew a good week’s worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce an auto-attack effect as she stumbles around the room like a belligerent fool.
Theater chick ran into a wall and broke her nose after Bobby gave her his ancient seed.
by UprisingOG-EvaDiva September 11, 2024
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Cumin Seeds

Ah yes have you heard about the cumin seeds

yes cumin seeds
by menewbiesaber January 9, 2022
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seed shooter

a girl probably doesn\t want to see your seed shooter, even in an impersonal cl ad
by Sexydimma December 11, 2016
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sparkly seed

The MHA fandom likes to drench their sparkly seed all over Horikoshi's asscheeks
by Wiktionarious February 27, 2024
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penis seeds

penis seeds are seeds you plant inside your vagina so you grow a dick
violet: hey want some penis seeds?
getrenv: lol no fuck you
by Meg DeStoop July 6, 2020
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Seed mucus

The art of spreading careless DNA into the mouth of an individual ; and a sneeze by said individual occurs, thus producing Seed Mucus!!
Damn this seed mucus! My boyfriend totally ejaculated in my mouth when I was in the middle of a sneezing fit! Now instead of just phlegm I have this seed mucus.
by Twice over June 22, 2018
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josef seed

he puts his "Seed" inside of you
and turns u into a homosexual
person 1:fuck Josef seed just aid eggs inside me man
person 2:go to hospital before they have and eat ur eyes and gentiles !
person 1:oh no fuck fuck fuck they hatching!

screaming and sounds of ripping flesh
porn and gurging noises coming from the seed beast
seed beast: I WILL LEAD U TO EDEN TO HOPE COUNTY WE GO!
far cry 5: ohh no
by no homo bromo March 17, 2022
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