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Boa Segunda ahahah

From the Latin "Bona secunda rsrsrs" this expression is a polite way to greet someone on a Monday. However, this is an ambiguous expression, as it can be said in any day of the week.

Inspecting the morphology of "Bona", "Secunda" and "rsrsrs" we verify they are compound words, respectively, from the words "Bo-na", "Se-cu-nda" and "rs-rs-rs", which are abbreviations for the words:
- Bo -> Bomunus: Translates to "Vamos" in most Peninsulian Iberian languages;
- na: This is a speech mark associated with hesitation (e.g. when a person is nervous);
- Se -> Sexus: Translates to "Sexo";
- cu -> cuntixis: Translating to "Contigus" in archaic Portuguese and "contigo" in modern Portuguese;
- nda -> naxis di assedixs: Translating to "nada de assédio" in modern Portuguese;
- rs -> rixis: Translates directly to "ah", which is an onomatopoeic representation of laughter;

Consequentially, the expression "Boa segunda" means "Vamos sexo contigo, nada de assédio ahahah". Additionally, note that this meaning should only be considered when the expression is proliferated in any day except Mondays. Otherwise, it should be considered a respectful and cordial greeting.

Finally, in a deeper level of wordology, the choice of the first day of the week for this expression is not random, but purposeful. It was chosen, because Mondays are the hardest days in a week, so when someone says "Boa Segunda ahahah", for instance, on a Friday, they are implicitly saying they want to fuck you like a Monday.
(On a Friday morning)
Receptionist: Bom dia!
Midget: Bom dia!
Receptionist: Boa segunda ahahah
*Midget keeps walking in little steps*
by Karecs Wordologist January 14, 2025
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Northlight Secondary School

Northlight Secondary school is one of the most notorious schools in Singapore, well known for it’s gangsterism “ah-beng” or “paikia” like culture, the school is also well known for it’s famous rioting. The school is also very well known for its biggest paikia, the one and only infamous Johann, known as the most fiercest fighter in Northlight Secondary School. Johann has a very infamous reputation in school for not attending lessons but acing all his subjects for exams. Balances his gangster life and school life.
“Walao eh! Northlight Secondary School scary bro! I heard the school biggest fighter legit scary sia!”
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Berwick Secondary College

A "high school" in Victoria's south east better described as a CIA black site, whether its kids committing grand theft auto or pedophilic teachers putting cameras up girls skirts this school is truly the deepest part of hell, may god bless anyone who dares go to Berwick Secondary College as they endure teachers putting kids in headlocks, vape dealers around every corner or the stupid fucking builders who built this school on a steep ass hill.
"I hear theres a bunch of pedophiles at berwick secondary college, i would never send my kids there."
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north peace secondary school

the first place I considered killing myself. air quality worse than china.
Ethan: It’s your first year at North Peace Secondary School! How do you like it so far?

Joe: I want to kill myself

NPSS is a school filled with juulers, SoundCloud rappers and pregnant 16 year olds
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Holy Trinity Secondary School

School filled with shit uniforms and hot girls 24/7. The School consists of 95% white people that think they are gassed as fuck.
Ht Senior: H what?
Ht Freshman: HIV
Iroquois Student: Holy Trinity Secondary School students think they’re gassed as fuck.
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Maxwell Heights Secondary School

maxwell is a school full of a bunch of pot heads, vape gods and alcoholics. you go to maxwell if you want to become a different person.

Maxwell is mostly ngp and trudeau dick heads:)))) it’s mostly white people and a very large black people group.
Kevin: yo do u go to maxwell?
Jacob: yeah i go to maxwell heights secondary school i got fucked last weekend because i’m special needs
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upper wharfedale secondary school

Upper Wharfedale Secondary School is a secondary school in the Yorkshire Dales. It is common to see teachers coming in to your lesson and staring at you. They also often accuse you of bullying people and only listen to one side of people’s story. If someone is talking to you and you reply, the teachers often blame you instead of them. All the teachers have favourites and you don’t want to get on the bad sides of them. The students are often seen waking around with large bags of sensation crisps and are told to put them away because you are not allowed to eat in the corridor. You get sent out of lesson for doing TikTok dances (even though it isn’t they’re fault that TikTok is so addictive). Overall, Upper Wharfedale Secondary School is outstanding.
Upper Wharfedale Secondary School - excellent for all
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