skyler sample

the kool aid man

im skyler sample, aka the kool aid man
OOOOOHHHH YEAH

by elpmas relyks March 3, 2017

ian samp

A gay faggot no one likes

“hey look it’s that faggot, Ian Samp!@“

by Rawernriebef February 18, 2018

Shine Scalp

A derogatory term for a person who is bald (usually a male) whose head is so bald that it bounces off lights!

Every time I watched the Joe rogan show his studio lights bounces off his head It's very annoying hes basically a Shine Scalp

by EmJayee March 10, 2020

tyre sampson

A 14 year old who died to fall damage in florida

Hey watch out you dont want to be the next tyre sampson

by tyre sampson March 28, 2022

soft scalp

When a bald man has a delicious, soft scalp, ready to be devoured.

Join in! We're eating Jamie's newborn's soft scalp!
Damn, that turkish man has a really soft scalp!

by Shark.? May 11, 2022

Samp

A general user insult. see TWW, brentroad.com origin?, wordsampfag/word

STFU, you pansy-ass samp.

by martyr April 7, 2003

Sampad

A synonym for the male phallus, especially used in circumstances when said phallus is limp.

Other synonyms include but not limited to: penis, dick, shona, leura, nunu, etc

Borkot couldn't satisfy his girlfriend with his sampad.

Rahim took 4 happy pills for his sampad but it just wouldn't reach erection.

Somewhere deep amongst Paul's hairy bush, hid a shy sampad.

by Chutkipulkai June 22, 2016