swanson logic

Any crazy idea with little to no common sense or logic to any normal logical human being.

Buddy 1: dude how should we make a hockey rink?
Buddy 2: let's burn the house down so the firemen will come with their firehoses!
Buddy 1: that's straight up Swanson logic.

by deer huntin March 17, 2016

swankienda

Combination of swanky and hacienda. This term was coined in Houston Texas by Maxine Mesinger, a writer for the Houston Chronicle, and chiefly refers to higher-end or unique Southern architecture of any era. Swankienda is a compliment, not a put-down, and shouldn't be confused with the term McMansion.

Joe: "Are you going to Hazel's party?"
Jane: "Definitely! It's going to be in the backyard of her fabulous mid-century-mod swankienda ."

by savantista August 28, 2017

swangout

a discord server filled with weird gays who are obsessed with frogs and fucking people. also very swag and awesome. very antisocial so zoom calls are awkward but they all vibe very well and love each other (hate more tbh)

me: are you in swangout?
friend: no, what’s that?
me: fuck you.

by mizzz May 27, 2020

Swanker

In Lancaster Pa, in the late 1980s, Swanker was a nickname of the highest complement for a young lady at the pinnacle of society.

Swanker is going to be at the party, so it’s going to be totally rad!

by LiLiCriChi October 8, 2021

Swangoose

A strange creature from an unknown realm, there is currently only 1 known swangoose, it is a polymorphic being and kills your loved ones and disguises itself as them so it can stalk you

Geoff, I suspect you of being a swangoose

by Swangoose January 26, 2022

swangaggle

the act of being obliterated or obliterating. can be used to describe the conditions of a person not currently present. It can also be used to describe the act of being crushed between a persons thighs.

the beret 50 caliber sniper rifle is designed to swangaggle a large armored vehicle from any range.

by the swangaggler July 11, 2022

Black Swanned it

1. Masturbating without realizing another person is in the room.

2. Masturbating at a particularly high level of intensity, without noticing your mother in the chair next to you.

3. Masturbating while slowly turning into a bird.

Jesus, have these people been passed out on my floor all night? Oh man, I think I may have black swanned it around 3am

by Stir Friday July 19, 2011