World Strap-on Day

Annually observed on March 7, dedicated to the noble cause of making sure every household has a strap-on dildo to ensure that no man or women is deprived of the joys of pegging. It's also a reminder to get strapped and ass-ready to celebrate International Women's Day on March 8.

Husband: "Honey, have you checked if we have enough lube for tomorrow?"
Wife: "Oh, don't worry dear, I've bought enough lube for an year, along with that new trendy strap-on everyone's talking about! Hail World Strap-on Day"

by ModernCreek April 04, 2024

hookers strap

Something a hooker wears to get more money

She wore the hookers strap today…

by UrMomsLastBF May 20, 2022

D-strap

The thin beard along a mans chin.

Short for Douche-strap because only douche bags have them

This douche asked me out but I turned him down because he had a D-strap

by hackerChick397 February 01, 2014

Strap breaker

A woman whose breasts are so large that they are likely to break her strap (in most cases spaghetti)

Did you see the yams on that strap breaker?

by PointBreaker August 09, 2019

Texas boot strap

The area of the body between the genitals and the anus.

Also known as taint or choda

He made a Texas sized stroke with an average sized member and slammed into her Texas boot strap.

by Jdubv1 October 10, 2020

Velcro strap

Velcro strap. Best used to describe a persons stupidity. A stupidity so great that you question their ability to get up and tie their shoes in a morning. They only logical answer is that this person has Velcro shoes in order to stop them spending their life scratching their heads.

He can't be that stupid, surely?
Seriously mate, Johns definitely a Velcro strap kinda guy.

by Riddler16 April 04, 2016

Ratchet straps

Gross, Horrible Or disgusting.

Tom Holland: That rotten banana is Ratchet straps bro.
Me asf: Nah bro all bananas are Ratchet straps.

by BIG BLZK June 14, 2022