breakfast soup

What cereal SHOULD have been called.

Scientist: "I, the great scientist Craig Cereal, have just invented this delicious new breakfast dish! I shall name it Cereal after myself so everyone will think of me when they eat it!"

Smarter scientist: "That doesn't even make sense! That clearly should be called 'breakfast soup' you narcissistic bastard"

by Mr. Bad Idea November 28, 2016

Throw Soup

Throw soup is the process of farting into your hand and then throwing it at the face of someone. Farts stay in your hand about as well as soup would, hence the term throwing soup.

Man 1: I just ripped a nasty one, and decided to throw soup at my girlfriend.
Man 2: Ah, she got a face full like cup of cheese

by Turtlemoonkey July 6, 2014

Soup friend

1. A friend/Person you love to eat soup with

2. Someone drinking soup out of a women's vagina using a straw.

1. Hey, you're my best soup friend!

2. Hey Gurl, wanna be my soup Friend??

by Pussy&PenistTHEOGS November 27, 2018

Loop Soup

Used when in agreement with someone else, as an affirmation.

Synonyms:
- Totally
- Same
- Totes magotes

Example:

"Hey I really like polar bears."
"Loop soup."

by fartballz96 April 1, 2014

Squeeze Soup

Pure, explosive, liquid shit blasting from the ass.

I’m so sick. I can’t hold this squeeze soup any longer.

Drank too much last night. Squeeze soup today.

I dropped off some squeeze soup and didn’t flush.

by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2018

dirty soup

Sexual acts consisting of ATM (@** to mouth) leaving an unpleasant milky to soupy taste and texture in one's mouth

The after taste of ATM

My boyfriend wanted me to try his dirty soup, it wasn't that bad

Can't make it to school today, I'm making dirty soup with the frat

I shared some dirty soup with my bro Kyle, does that make me gay?

If you go ATM beware of the dirty soup

by bebo brothers April 23, 2014

Slurpin the soup

When ones sexual partner enjoys orally stimulating a women’s genetals when she is on her period.

It is Maddies time of the month! Time to go over and start slurpin the soup!

by -DB- March 9, 2012