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Silent but deadly fap

A gap in which you have to silently masterbation while in the same room as someone else without getting caught
Person A "hey what were you up to last night?"
Person B "I was doing the silent but deadly fap challenge, how about you?"
by Wanna date? November 10, 2019
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silent breaker

A person who farts in a room with people and makes a fart sound that gets the attention of the people in the vicinity.
Tom: Hey bro! Isn't that Joe the silent breaker?

Bryan: Oh! I guess you are right hahaha. He surprised all of the people in the library with his fart sound.
by Shadyshadowmoon March 23, 2019
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Silent Secret

When one ejaculates into another persons ear causing a silent scenario much like an ear plug. it is a secret because it is delivered directly into the ear.
When i pulled out i grabbed her hair and gave her a silent secret. She didn't even hear it cumming!
by ninjawise December 13, 2019
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Silent

Something that can be violent
Me: don’t let it be quiet
You: why?
Me: sometimes silent is violent
by Suicidal6 December 18, 2019
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Silent retreat

You've had a night out, you got drunk and went home with someone to their place. Sex was had and you went to sleep happy, satisfied and wasted.

You wake up the next day and suddenly realise what you did. Full of regret (for whatever reason), you then try to make a silent retreat so last night's partner doesn't notice you leaving and ask any awkward questions (like "can I call you?")
Henry: It felt so right at the time, me and Sarah had this huge argument, this girl was all over me and pretty soon we're back at her place.

Eddie: Oh geez...
Henry: Yeah. I wake up next morning to find myself next to this complete stranger lying asleep and text messages from Sarah telling me how sorry she is.
Eddie: What did you do?
Henry: Make a silent retreat. Last thing I needed was her asking me for my number.
by WatcherMark May 23, 2019
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Silent but deadly asf

A fart that is silent but it smells very bad.
by SilentPlaysIsGhey June 17, 2019
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Loud Silent Bob

Just like a Sneaky Castro except with weed smoke.
Last nIght I gave my girl a loud Silent Bob her climax was amazing.
by A.D.D.-Adderall September 26, 2019
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