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Shooting The Poodle

Shooting The Poodle is a Yorkshire slang term for the female period.
The term is a metaphor comparing the absorption of period blood into the tampon with the absorption of blood into a poodles white fur as if the dog had been shot.
Kirsty's bad mood and quick temper was clearly a symptom of her poodle shooting!

Jess was late to work because she had sex while shooting the poodle, it was a messy affair.
by poodleshooter January 10, 2009
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Shooting Downrange

When you are having intercourse with a woman, and she is lying on the floor with her legs over her head. Shooting downrange is when you finish, you pull out and finish in that position, holding your junk down and "shooting downrange".
I totally shot downrange when I came on your mom.

Shooting downrange is the best thing ever, because you have the ability to land it on any target zone.
by GrossGeorge December 20, 2008
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shooting the bunny

The act of interrupting someone else's thought with a much more humorous completion that you supply. Originates from interrupting someone's ASCII rabbit-art.
Person 1: . .(\_/)
Person 2:<-(X_x)---<<< arrow'd!
Person 1: stop shooting the bunny :(
by VAMPIREPARKOUR January 26, 2011
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second shooter

a person who waits in your closet, while you have sex and waits for you to blow your load. as your finishing onto her upturned face he runs out from his hiding place and yells "second shooter" and unloads a big batch of jizz onto her face this action is based on the assassination of j.f.k. where the was said to be another shooter
i was banging renne the other day and as i blew my load, jim jumped out of the closet and pulled a fantastic second shooter. she was surprised, yet oddly pleased
by jitterbug May 15, 2008
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Sharp Shoot

To dissect an opposing opinion into little chunks in order to point out irrelevant specifics.
I said "penultimate" when what I meant was "ultimate". You know what I meant. You're sharp shooting my point.
by deejay23 December 15, 2011
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literally shooting the shit

Shooting actual shit. That's right, as in pooping. Not conversing, talking, or otherwise socializing, but instead shooting actual shit. Don't say "literally" unless you mean it to be literal.
"She was on the toilet literally shooting the shit for hours. It was an unpleasant experience for all."
by shitshooter911 June 12, 2012
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cloudy pie shooter

Getting a blowjob, before busting a nut, have the woman take a hit of marijuana smoke, then having here continue to suck until you cum in her smoke infested mouth.
Guy 1: what did you and that girl jessica do last night?

Guy 2: I gave her the nastiest cloudy pie shooter ever!
by Thomas loves yo mama! August 5, 2011
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