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Shave September

The month of September all boys shave from their nose down to the tip of their junk
Dude you gotta shave it’s shave September
by minename August 30, 2020
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shave your balls

(to, used as a verb), this phrase is said to someone who is doing something meaningless, retarded and idiotic (not to mention potentially dangerous) and they are intelligent enough to know better.
a father comes home from work; his son is in his room shaving the hair off his own balls.

Father: son, you idiot, what are you doing? is this f-sag? i didn't tell you how to, or teach you, to shave your balls. Pigs don't fly.

Son: dad, this is not f-sag. yesterday after class, we went to her house and I had sex with my girlfriend Anna and when she gave me a blowjob and got to my balls, she complained how hairy they were. And yes dad, pigs do, and will, fly, if I deem it appropriate to attach balloons to them.

Father: so okay this is not f-sag, but roflmao anyways.
by Sexydimma May 4, 2012
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Shave the Quail

1. Term used to denote taking the feathers off of game quail after the hunt before preparing for cooking.
2. A play on words for the popular phrase: "Save the Whales"..."Shave the Quails"
On the Official Website of Slab-City, there is a picture of the first guardshack upon entering Slab City, where the local residents painted "Shave the Quail", in protest of the hunting that diminishes the Quail population in the local desert area. A reference to hunters "shaving the quail" to eat, whilst the local population "saves the quails" by throwing out cracked corn to help them multiply.
by Quail Saver August 27, 2013
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shaved pie

When a female shaves her pussy and it is hair less.
girl 1: My boyfriend said he like shaved pie.
Girl 2: what did you do.
girl 1: I shaved my pie for him...
by kilroy42 August 27, 2013
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Re-shave

The action of going back to the bathroom for a razor, even though you just shaved. Because you missed a bit.
Dammit, I gotta go re-shave. I missed this one hair on my Adam's apple...
by Locus0mega March 29, 2011
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The Shaved Ballsack Drink

1 1/2 Parts Suntory Whiskey
Half Ounce Lime Juice
Half Ounce Triple Sec
Two Parts Passion Fruit Juice
Nick: “Yo Ryan you want to try The Shaved Ballsack Drink I made??”
Ryan: “WHAT?!”
by SirGrammarNazii May 25, 2023
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Shaved Head Sandwich

A toasted sandwich involving a tortilla, salami, cheese, and mayonnaise. The production of which involves arranging the ingredients down the middle of the tortilla, folding the sides toward the middle, and then folding it in half, and placing the whole sandwich in the toaster, with the opening facing upward, so as not to burn your house down.
Talion: "Have you ever, tried a shaved head sandwich?"

Celebrimbor: "dude, I love those!"

Talion: "just be careful not to burn your house down!"
by Rage_thorne June 23, 2023
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