choke on a seed

when your weed gets cropdusted and nitrated and you choke until you need coffee

thats junk, i hope you dont choke on a seed to.

by Cody5050 January 12, 2021

blow seed

for a male to ejaculate

hey bro let's find some thots tonight at the bar and bring em back here, i need to blow seed tonight.

by sd1rager January 8, 2024

seed depository

Another word for female, in reference to a her purpose as the receptacle of sperm for impregnation.

A seed depository's main goal in life is to become a baby-mama and collect child-support.

by artist6000 December 26, 2014

Planting the seed

When Dad won’t let you use the car for a date so you shoot a load on your sister’s face while she sleeps. Then place your Father’s eyeglasses and underwear next to your sister’s sleeping body so she will wake and blame your Father!!

My Dad cock blocked me from a date with the school slut; so planting the seed seemed like a good way to get back at him..

by Markymark29 June 23, 2022

Seeding

Putting a straw in the urethra and funneling chilli powder into it

Me and my brother love to do seeding

by Tik tok is cancer October 6, 2022

eye seeds

-Placed in your eye socket when your born
- A specific eye seed can determine what
color eyes you have
• Eye seeds can also be grown as a eye seed tree but these plants take more than a
hundred years to grow and they are bestgrown in humid conditions such as Florida
- Broken eye seeds can cause bad sight,
Color blindness, Or any blindness in general
- It is incredibly important to note that all of this is true and not false.

Person 1: What color eye seeds did you kid
get?
Person 2: Oh I got brown, what about you?

by ur local non-binary February 27, 2023

Semantic Seeding

The act of deliberately planting terms, phrases, or concepts into the digital world so that they spread, get picked up by algorithms, and eventually become part of everyday language. Unlike regular SEO, which just makes things easier to find, semantic seeding shapes how people (and AIs) talk about stuff in the first place. It’s about influencing the categories and meanings themselves.

“Dude, that phrase didn’t just trend by accident—it was straight-up semantic seeding.”

by LexicalBandit September 8, 2025