Short for electric scooter. These are very underrated portable motor vehicles that come in several different classes. They used to be quite unreliable ten years ago, but now with their improved lithium-ion batteries and powerful electric motors they can attain speeds from 15 miles per hour for entry level models up to a whopping 70 miles per hour for the most expensive, elite models. My personal electric scooter can reach a top speed of 50 miles per hour, and one custom built e-scooter made from carbon fibre hit 80 miles per hour. They can also travel a hella long distance on a single charge of their batteries too, anywhere from 10 miles for entry level models, all the way up to 110 miles for the elite models. This is all in a package that weighs under 100 pounds too, and their small wheels and folding mechanisms allow for great portability. Also, even though their horsepower is less than most 125cc gas scooters, the instant and sheer torque of their motors enables some of them to accelerate to highway speeds in just a few seconds! Popular entry level brands include Gotrax, Swagtron, Hiboy and Ninebot, while fast high quality performance brands include Dualtron, VSETT, Nami and Kaabo.
After picking up a dual motor VSETT 10+ e-scooter, I smoked that 400 pound redneck in his 1990 F-150 off the traffic line.
by R3publican January 14, 2023
When they existed they tried to take over the humans, they were used by humans and they didn't drive on the right side, they just drove on one side and never used the zebra crossing even though if you walk on the road it's jaywalking but the police don't stop them, so if you drive they will bump into you always
man: driving
Asshole: bumps into car with E scooter
Asshole "sorry!"
Man: "it's okay..."
man (thinking): "dude, fuck you!"
Asshole: bumps into car with E scooter
Asshole "sorry!"
Man: "it's okay..."
man (thinking): "dude, fuck you!"
by Luvs2spewge February 24, 2022
A ‘Kool Scooter Master’ often refers to someone who is extremely skilled in the art of being Kool and scootering like a madlad e.g. Miss Harlow (A legend among scooter masters)
by kidfromkoolsville February 19, 2019
A Character in "The book of Bjorf" plays no part in the main story but can go from dimension to dimension with his scooter. Mr.Pimp has a distinguished look with his jeweled top hat and accessories.
He genuinely has no part in the story but occasionally comes from his portal in the background of each scene or event of "The book of Bjorf"
He genuinely has no part in the story but occasionally comes from his portal in the background of each scene or event of "The book of Bjorf"
by IAMBJORF November 18, 2022
A slutty woman, who is a hangs out with motorcycle / riding clubs, likes to claim she isn’t slutty but she will hop on anyone’s bike if they don’t kick her off.
Fred:”Holy shit bro, you see that chick over there?”
Jon:”Oh bro, you don’t want THAT scooter bunny, she rode everyone in the clubs bikes, and probably their ducks too!”
Jon:”Oh bro, you don’t want THAT scooter bunny, she rode everyone in the clubs bikes, and probably their ducks too!”
by Uncle Touchie October 05, 2021
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by deodorant 2064 September 06, 2022