Saved by the hair on your ass

When you are saved from something bad solely due to the timing of another event.

"You forgot to bring your lunch today? Lucky for you our class is having a pizza party. You got saved by the hair on your ass."

by trevmation September 13, 2015

Gay light savings time

The amount of time that should be taken into account for a homosexual male to be fashionably late, generaly about fifteen minutes.

Of course no ones here yet, you have to remember gay light savings time.

by ryguy142 January 9, 2009

Jay Light Savings Time

Updating clocks 30 minutes to circumvent the whole DST farce.

Why dont we just change clocks 30 minutes right now, and get it over with. No more spring forward, fall back, spring back, fall forward, whatever. Just plain ole JST ... Jay Light Savings Time

by polarbigi March 14, 2007

a stitch in time saves nine

a saying which means that it is better to deal with problems immediatly rather than later as things will worsen and take longer to amend

Your mother sells whelks in Hull

by One Eyed Milkman June 7, 2004

Saving Private Ryan

A term used to specify the great lengths men will go to, to obtain a booty call or sexual interaction. Often a build up of testosterone will induce shaking, abusive outburts and aggresion, causing the male to feel the need to satisfy his urges. In utter desperation the male will say/do anything in his power to ensure his 'soldier' gets some front line action, rather than withering away at home.

Phone Convo
Guy:Hey baby can i come over?
Girl: Oh i just dont think its a good time...
Guy: But, but, i'll make it worth your while...I'll do anything!
Girl: I dunno, do you just want sex?
Guy: No baby no way! i wouldnt do that..I..<gulp>..I love you!
Guy's roommate (in background): Bro pull yourself together! you gona regret saving private ryan tomorrow!

by Olive Leaf April 21, 2008

Filipino Savings Time (FST)

(noun) refers to the adjustment made on the actual expected time to account for Filipino time.

Mark wants to start his show at exactly 8:00PM and expects everyone to be there already. Since his audience might consist of Filipinos, he announces his show to start at Filipino Savings Time (FST) 7:00PM instead, taking to consider the usual Filipino Time.

by Andrei "CodeCalibre" June 20, 2010

Urban Dictionary Save

To Have A Teacher or Other Authority Figure Read Your Printed Urban Dictionary. And Not Have Noticed Any Of The Sexual/Drug Related/Swearing Defs.

Teacher: Hey Let Me See Your Urban Dictionary
Kid: FUCK!!!
Teacher: LOLZ
Teacher: Ok here you go
Kid 2: You Just Got Urban Dictionary Saved

by Loungeact October 15, 2009