by keirakei October 8, 2013
Get the ryaning mug.The guy that always just hangs around the group but isn't really a friend. He's considered a "loser" amongst the group. His main goal in life is to get the most attention that he possibly can, and because of this, usually an impulsive liar. He does a lot of dumb things to try to be popular but it never seems to work because he usually ends up getting in trouble. He enjoys a lot of quirky or strange things that he will talk about non-stop whether or not anyone is listening at all. Nobody wants to tell Ryan that he's as annoying as he is, but at the same time, he's always clowned on. Ryan is low-key always super sad but nobody really cares because of the strange distance between him and his "friends". Ryan is the person that everyone does stuff for out of pity because they don't want to hut his too much, but it's those nice things that make him want to keep on coming back.
Friend #1: "Why the fuck is Ryan here?"
Friend #2: "He kind of just invited himself, but nobody's told him to leave yet."
*Ryan walks up with his hat on upside-down*
Ryan: "My grandpa accidentally gave me weed butter, I got so high off of it around my parents"
Friend #2: "He kind of just invited himself, but nobody's told him to leave yet."
*Ryan walks up with his hat on upside-down*
Ryan: "My grandpa accidentally gave me weed butter, I got so high off of it around my parents"
by daddys_paycheck223 October 18, 2019
Get the Ryan mug.A typical black boy who always shags innocent girls in his forest. He is also a massive player, always going to the ugly girls due to his impaired eyesight. In addition, his hearing is worse then Dora the Explorer's. Don't get me started on his fake personality, if i was him i would go to the dry cleaners to wash it but frankly they don't take 'Ryans'. In other words, if you know a ryan, seen a ryan or are the ryan RUN AWAY FROM CIVILISATION!!!
Hey, did you hear about that girl?
Yeh, cannot believe she's pregnant.
Ryan is probably the father. He is the father to like 1,000,000 other babies.
Yeh, cannot believe she's pregnant.
Ryan is probably the father. He is the father to like 1,000,000 other babies.
by HarasEkul May 4, 2015
Get the Ryan mug.Stupid, ugly, nazi lookin, pervert weirdo, who if u know him u will want to block and unfriend him on every spource of communication and if u do he will cry. So he can’t talk to u, and is also most likely gay but hates gay people. Also has the micro penis disease
Man 1: oh great it’s ryan, I blocked him and he cried.
Man 2: oh no he’s coming over
Man 3: and he is gay
Ryan: hey guys
Girl: go away to gay perv
(Ryan runs away crying
Man 2: oh no he’s coming over
Man 3: and he is gay
Ryan: hey guys
Girl: go away to gay perv
(Ryan runs away crying
by Barockrocks December 1, 2018
Get the Ryan mug.Ryans are tall blonde men with really weird and fluffy hair. Once you look past their acne ridden face you can see their beautiful, fuckable blue eyes. Nothing else about Ryans are in any way appealing, except for their ability to be really good at basketball even though they do not play on any organized teams. They are generally smart, but in times of crisis become absolute retards.
Dang man why is Ryan not on the school basketball team.
Who's that retard over there, oh that's Ryan.
Who's that retard over there, oh that's Ryan.
by ZZZZUUUCCCCKKKK October 23, 2018
Get the Ryan mug.a guy who has a big heart and cares about the people he loves. he is super attractive but he thinks he's not. always gets the girls. can steel your girl in a heart beat. is very sweet and funny but can also be super protective over his girl.
by dr.dragontales December 31, 2018
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