Ryan

The guy that always just hangs around the group but isn't really a friend. He's considered a "loser" amongst the group. His main goal in life is to get the most attention that he possibly can, and because of this, usually an impulsive liar. He does a lot of dumb things to try to be popular but it never seems to work because he usually ends up getting in trouble. He enjoys a lot of quirky or strange things that he will talk about non-stop whether or not anyone is listening at all. Nobody wants to tell Ryan that he's as annoying as he is, but at the same time, he's always clowned on. Ryan is low-key always super sad but nobody really cares because of the strange distance between him and his "friends". Ryan is the person that everyone does stuff for out of pity because they don't want to hut his too much, but it's those nice things that make him want to keep on coming back.

Friend #1: "Why the fuck is Ryan here?"

Friend #2: "He kind of just invited himself, but nobody's told him to leave yet."

*Ryan walks up with his hat on upside-down*
Ryan: "My grandpa accidentally gave me weed butter, I got so high off of it around my parents"

by daddys_paycheck223 October 18, 2019

The Ryan

that one dude at a party who always get extremely intoxicated and acts like a complete dumbfuck. Usually an outcast, and can never get into a girl, due to his small dick.

Hehehe. Jim acts like the Ryan"

by thedirtymargotta March 7, 2015

Ryan

A typical black boy who always shags innocent girls in his forest. He is also a massive player, always going to the ugly girls due to his impaired eyesight. In addition, his hearing is worse then Dora the Explorer's. Don't get me started on his fake personality, if i was him i would go to the dry cleaners to wash it but frankly they don't take 'Ryans'. In other words, if you know a ryan, seen a ryan or are the ryan RUN AWAY FROM CIVILISATION!!!

Hey, did you hear about that girl?
Yeh, cannot believe she's pregnant.
Ryan is probably the father. He is the father to like 1,000,000 other babies.

by HarasEkul May 4, 2015

Ryan

This kid is probably gay but he won't admit it. Gaby likes him but doesn't want anyone to know it. He used to be fat but starved himself and is now skinny. He dated Elle for some reason, don't know why.

Ryan likes boys.

by Chris__420 March 1, 2019

Ryan

A boy that had a great childhood and would grow up to be very successful in life

Ryan: growing up my friends always said I was funny and pretty smart

by I like big ass March 11, 2020

Ryan

A gay guy that likes dick in his ass

A ugly Jew with big ass nose

Have you met the new kid RYAN?
Yea he likes dick in his ass

by Ryan likes dick in his ass November 12, 2019

Ryan

is a person who is easily angered, walks like a girl, and cries easily for no reason, because of her soft heart. But he takes risk and does other stuff much more than other guys.

Person 1: Why is he crying all the time?
Person 2: Oh, he's basically a Ryan.

by stickygayboy5589 December 15, 2019