Papa Russell is a hunk of an alpha male. Never fails to make you feel scared in his presence as his huge figure mocks you! Papa Russell is a cruel but fair master and will be very kind, loyal, and generous to anyone he finds easily dominated! His sexual prowess engulfs anyone he encounters while his beard will entice you. His majestic beard is sure to show his feral side making it clear to everyone who he thinks is boss. If Papa Russell doesn't have a beard he better hope he has some massive muscles to make up for it!
Papa Russell is sure he will bless your life, and he might... if he doesn't drive you away with his perceived manliness.
Papa Russell is sure he will bless your life, and he might... if he doesn't drive you away with his perceived manliness.
Beta male 1: WOW! Is that Papa Russell?
Beta male 2: Holy shit, I think it is Papa Russell!
Beta male 1: Dude, how are we ever going to pull any big bunda double thiccie goth bazoonga bitchez with that sexual beast to compete with?
Beta male 2: come on man, let's go talk to him!
Beta male 1: No! Are you crazy? Look at his beard! It's so majestic!
Beta male 2: Yeah, I guess you're right. Come on, let's just go to another party and hope our masculinities are still intact.
Beta male 2: Holy shit, I think it is Papa Russell!
Beta male 1: Dude, how are we ever going to pull any big bunda double thiccie goth bazoonga bitchez with that sexual beast to compete with?
Beta male 2: come on man, let's go talk to him!
Beta male 1: No! Are you crazy? Look at his beard! It's so majestic!
Beta male 2: Yeah, I guess you're right. Come on, let's just go to another party and hope our masculinities are still intact.
by English man words May 6, 2021
Get the Papa Russellmug. Russell is an okay peron but he says hi and complains if you cant hear him like get over it buddy 🙄, he likes to wait for lunch all day. Hes fine sometimes tho
by ehwiwjfbsksjdjsjs May 28, 2024
Get the Russellmug. 9 year old kid that is the all time worst member of Simp Island, no one likes him. Same age as the infamous Kia. Conspiracy theories have tried linking him to Zuko league commissioner Zuko, no substantial evidence has confirmed or denied this theory.
by Mr. Infamous September 15, 2020
Get the Russellmug. a orange hedgehog from the 2012 show, Littlest Pet Shop that goes a little crazy with stuff like organization and often mistaken for a porcupine
he also has another persona called fun russell that gives no shit
he also has another persona called fun russell that gives no shit
person the first: Russell Ferguson is my favorite character form LPS
another person but this time the II: I prefer >other LPS character< but ok
another person but this time the II: I prefer >other LPS character< but ok
by chaos boy December 30, 2021
Get the Russell Fergusonmug. For the person that is plainly a fucking retard, A.K.A (F.R). And for a less crude way, Fredericton Russell.
by natedog123456662211 December 2, 2013
Get the Fredericton Russel (F.R)mug. A stupid posh cunt witg a massive county beak and a tiny posh cock he is also a shit driver and he need s to get back to Buckingham Palace the posh twat
by Georgerusselisatosser12345 June 14, 2025
Get the George russelmug. A current NBA player who for some reason gets hate for an incident he had many years ago. He also singlehandedly rejuvenated the Brooklyn Nets franchise in the course of one season. It’s a safe assumption that those who don’t call out Young for cheating and only go after D’Angelo Russell in this case are destined to be bad and unlocalized partners in their relationships.
Guy 1: Man D’Angelo Russell, what a snitch. I hate that guy.
Guy 2: So you’re okay with Nick Young cheating but Russell uploading a video isn’t okay? If he didn’t cheat there wouldn’t have been anything to record in the first place!”
Guy 2: So you’re okay with Nick Young cheating but Russell uploading a video isn’t okay? If he didn’t cheat there wouldn’t have been anything to record in the first place!”
by Blonde and Channel Orange February 11, 2021
Get the D’Angelo Russellmug.