Some tumblr kid (usually a girl) who likes to think of themselves as a character in a Wes Anderson film. Usually spotted roller skating in circles around thrift shops.
by SweetBabyRaysGourmetSauce November 28, 2018
When a man sits on the face of another person with the asshole meeting the eyes of the person laying down. The scrotal sack is stretched over the persons nose laying down while passing gas slowly pulling the sack up to the nose.
As I was sitting down, I slowly draped my sack over her upper lip and released the heat encapsulating the full body of the Velvet Steam Roller into her sinus cavity.
by QDOGGY February 08, 2023
a guy who jacks off so much that he’s just perfected a rolling motion and is ultimately a useless pleb. mostly used as a derogatory insult to someone who gets no pussy, but also can be used to describe a crew of circle jerking jack offs.
Look at these fucking jack rollers.
Yeah, Andy is a fucking jack roller. Caught him air practicing his jack off motion in the corner at a party as if he was in the on deck circle.
Yeah, Andy is a fucking jack roller. Caught him air practicing his jack off motion in the corner at a party as if he was in the on deck circle.
by wshad3 November 14, 2022
A roller cockster or rollercockster is an amusement/theme park ride with dick-shaped train cars and gives you the same feeling of either the euphoric pleasure of having sex or the sheer terror as getting raped.
by GregNelson29 September 19, 2023
When you take a crap into a condom, tie it off, put it in the microwave for 30 seconds and then give somebody a back massage.
I checked into my favorite german hostel, and the man at the front desk asked if I wanted a complimentary Berlin Steam Roller with my turn down service...
by Anaconda243 January 20, 2021
California roller dog is the act of replacing gas station hot dogs with steamy, solid, and rigid turds.
Last Friday night me and ole Ricky mosied on down to the 7/11 on the corner and delivered em the California roller dogs they didn’t know they needed.
by Larry the hog squeeler May 15, 2024
Beware of the roller blinds.
by Pou Nai Yu February 27, 2022